Yeah, well there is one thing for sure, I'm drunker than Badfellow and none of his excuses will spare him from the great equalizer coming his way. He lives on borrowed time. Make your posts while you can. You will self destruct like a transgender confused about their sex, whatever you are today. LOL!
A) Drunker than who again?
B)There is only one great Equalizer and he was played by Edward Woodward.
C) Actually, it's not borrowed time. It's time well purchased from Satan. Thank you, Satan.
D) Now why do you have to go dragging good, old fashioned transgender folk into the issue when you know that I am a highly virile, heterosexual male? Does this have something to do with me tagging your wet nurse Lupe last year?
He has a pizza bedspread. Only his doesn't have pillows on it.
Look here, lady. I don't know what's up your duffer about this whole pillow thing. I let you and your sleazy German boyfriend sleep in my spectacular queen sized bed with memory foam mattress, and you still feel the need to bust my ballsack because I didn't have any extra frickin' pillows?
I would go smother myself in shame with a pillow, but according to you I don't have one. Hey, at least you the pepperoni part on the bedspread right. That cheese looks really good too.
^^^ Well, him being sleazy kinda makes you sleazy by default. It's like contracting some sort of virulent, foreign strain of sleaziness for which there is no known cure. You're lucky he isn't Portuguese.
Yes, folks. These are the words of a self confessed jenkem junkie who would sell his own mother for a whiff of the stinky stuff. The depravity of the jenkem fiend knows no bounds.