I see you are a firm believer in globalist propaganda. You are a hazard to yourself in the long run. You are going down the road to serfdom and slavery while being a dumbass troll. There is a thread for your type of BS. Why don't you find it.machinehead wrote: ↑Sun Jul 12, 2020 12:01 pmWhile there are numerous funny posts.
I sincerely hope no one chokes on Covid 19
Choke on this MF, America has topped 130,000 dead.
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Yeah, seriously. There's a whole thread dedicated to discussing why Trump is such a massive dildo and batshit crazy egomaniac.Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Jul 12, 2020 11:44 pmI see you are a firm believer in globalist propaganda. You are a hazard to yourself in the long run. You are going down the road to serfdom and slavery while being a dumbass troll. There is a thread for your type of BS. Why don't you find it.machinehead wrote: ↑Sun Jul 12, 2020 12:01 pmWhile there are numerous funny posts.
I sincerely hope no one chokes on Covid 19
Choke on this MF, America has topped 130,000 dead.
The most best in the World!
Donald mutherfucking Trump
This here thread is for the discussion things I might theoretically choke upon, as it appears there's a long line of folks gunning for me to choke on something, anything.
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Badfellow wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 12:00 pmYeah, seriously. There's a whole thread dedicated to discussing why Trump is such a massive dildo and batshit crazy egomaniac.Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Jul 12, 2020 11:44 pmI see you are a firm believer in globalist propaganda. You are a hazard to yourself in the long run. You are going down the road to serfdom and slavery while being a dumbass troll. There is a thread for your type of BS. Why don't you find it.machinehead wrote: ↑Sun Jul 12, 2020 12:01 pmWhile there are numerous funny posts.
I sincerely hope no one chokes on Covid 19
Choke on this MF, America has topped 130,000 dead.
The most best in the World!
Donald mutherfucking Trump
This here thread is for the discussion things I might theoretically choke upon, as it appears there's a long line of folks gunning for me to choke on something, anything.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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That spinny spinny flight thing is fun, but you have to use bricks instead of model airplanes. And drink heavily before, during and after the event.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Oct 16, 2020 2:01 pmHe has mastered his favorite past time doing the Spinny Spinny Flight
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Paprika.
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Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:34 pm
Of course you can but you wouldn't choke on that is the thing. You would instead be enjoying it like you do sipping your Earl Grey tea or General Foods International Delight coffee and eatin' scones cuddled under the afghan that you knitted. Probably petting a cat.
A recent follow up to BF's cozy secret life of sophistication drinking Cafe Vienna. Still wearin' that afghan, BF?
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10 layer Russian honey cake with butter cream frosting. And a cup of coffee so black it would make Rye & Coke’s butt pucker.
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Carol said, "I’d fuck me. Or maybe I’m just a Vicodin."
"Calm the fuck down," said Carolyn. "Or I will taze your loopy cunt-ass. Don’t think I won’t, bitch."
"You’re probably right," said Carol. "My husband is gay. He took me to the Old Country Buffet for our anniversary. That’s the last time I had a good Suisse Miss enema. Rich and chocolaty, Carol. It kind of calms me down."
"Calm the fuck down," said Carolyn. "Or I will taze your loopy cunt-ass. Don’t think I won’t, bitch."
"You’re probably right," said Carol. "My husband is gay. He took me to the Old Country Buffet for our anniversary. That’s the last time I had a good Suisse Miss enema. Rich and chocolaty, Carol. It kind of calms me down."
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Jeeze I just realized from your post that both of them really are "Carols". Was that the "Karens" back in the day?Badfellow wrote: ↑Fri Mar 12, 2021 7:01 pmCarol said, "I’d fuck me. Or maybe I’m just a Vicodin."
"Calm the fuck down," said Carolyn. "Or I will taze your loopy cunt-ass. Don’t think I won’t, bitch."
"You’re probably right," said Carol. "My husband is gay. He took me to the Old Country Buffet for our anniversary. That’s the last time I had a good Suisse Miss enema. Rich and chocolaty, Carol. It kind of calms me down."
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