Things Badfellow should choke on

[NYDingbat]

Whatever in THE FUCK he wantsta choke on, bitches.

[Badfellow]

Whatever in THE FUCK he wantsta choke on, bitches.

Choked on 5 Long Islanders, but by the fuck of grace, headed back barward to get me fill of Austin Nichols and that green eyed bingo lass!

Or, maybe I'll just piss on the sidewalk again.

Next drink is on me.

[Patchez]

Quaalude pizza.

Quaalude marinated pepperoni is a staple of my pantry. And have you ever tried jazzing up your whole milk mozzarella with a little Xanex? Mmmmmmmm. Simply delicious.

That would be a great pizza joint where all the pizzas are laced with drugs and the martinis are served by the pitcher. "Welcome to Fucked Up Pizza. Our special this evening is a 12 inch pie featuring opium rubbed prosciutto, 100 proof garlic and magic olives with our hash marinara sauce."

I'd go to this place.

[NYDingbat]

Whatever in THE FUCK he wantsta choke on, bitches.

Choked on 5 Long Islanders, but by the fuck of grace, headed back barward to get me fill of Austin Nichols and that green eyed bingo lass!

Or, maybe I'll just piss on the sidewalk again.

Next drink is on me.

I had 5 LI Iced Teas in one night once, ONCE. Worst hangover I ever had - 2 days of yakking and headache - NObody gets hungover like I do. Well, did. I never get hungover anymore. Anybody who can get outta bed, utter the words, "I'm soooo hungover!" and then go seek something to eat, are NOT, I repeat, NOT hungover. If you're not yakking and begging the little man with the jackhammer in your head to please go away, you're not hungover.

[oldsmartskunk]

My luscious man boob. Left one.

[Badfellow]

My luscious man boob. Left one.

I can give you the number for Kenny Rogers' plastic surgeon. He'll fix those big, hairy moobs of yours right up.

[Artful Drunktective]

My luscious man boob. Left one.

I can give you the number for Kenny Rogers' plastic surgeon. He'll fix those big, hairy moobs of yours right up.

I think Dolly Parton's plastic surgeon can do the same as she hashad extensive work on her moobs.

Islands in the Stream, baby! A plastic surgeons dream!

[Lush City]

Quaalude pizza.

Quaalude marinated pepperoni is a staple of my pantry. And have you ever tried jazzing up your whole milk mozzarella with a little Xanex? Mmmmmmmm. Simply delicious.

That would be a great pizza joint where all the pizzas are laced with drugs and the martinis are served by the pitcher. "Welcome to Fucked Up Pizza. Our special this evening is a 12 inch pie featuring opium rubbed prosciutto, 100 proof garlic and magic olives with our hash marinara sauce."

Yeah, well the real question is: can you deliver? This is not some internet scam is it?

[oettinger]

Quaalude pizza.

Quaalude marinated pepperoni is a staple of my pantry. And have you ever tried jazzing up your whole milk mozzarella with a little Xanex? Mmmmmmmm. Simply delicious.

That would be a great pizza joint where all the pizzas are laced with drugs and the martinis are served by the pitcher. "Welcome to Fucked Up Pizza. Our special this evening is a 12 inch pie featuring opium rubbed prosciutto, 100 proof garlic and magic olives with our hash marinara sauce."

Yeah, well the real question is: can you deliver? This is not some internet scam is it?

The Hole delivers now

[Patchez]

The Hole delivers now

Only despair and misery.

[mistah willies]

The Hole delivers now

Only despair and misery.

Essential ingredients for a fine ole blues tune, with a bit of salt and some white lightning

[Artful Drunktective]

Oettinger Gene's Jeans aka Daisy Dukes as well as the Velcro undies underneath that need watering for removal. The fresh pair is laying there waiting for the work week tomorrow as you know.

[oettinger]

Two words. Week and work. What do they mean?

[Lush City]

The Hole delivers now

Only despair and misery.

Essential ingredients for a fine ole blues tune, with a bit of salt and some white lightning

"Went down to breakfast and the blues sat down next to me
I ordered a cup of coffee
And the blues poured misery..."
https://youtu.be/FgYfblzP51c

[mistah willies]

"Went down to breakfast and the blues sat down next to me
I ordered a cup of coffee
And the blues poured misery..."
https://youtu.be/FgYfblzP51c

That's pretty smooth, man.