Things Badfellow should choke on

[oettinger]

Octopus tentacle previously used in japanese tentacle porn

With a cream turd on it

[Artful Drunktective]

Burn Baby Burn! Badfellow Inferno!

"Eat potatoes and be content, Gene. Everything is good." - Badfellow to Oettinger

Here's a live picture of Captain Boomerang Badfellow. Same earrings even.

[Badfellow]

Everybody gets a gnu Booze Kuerig for the Gnew Gyear!

[Artful Drunktective]

Monster trucks.

[Bubblez]

A stinky slut

[Badfellow]

You are all craptastic.

[Artful Drunktective]

Pchaahh!

[Artful Drunktective]

His blow up dolls that he created a make believe strip club for.

[Bubblez]

they can't be make believe. I stuck dollars in their g-strings

[oettinger]

His blow up dolls that he created a make believe strip club for.

The Infllated bar and gril

[Lush City]

Badfellow should choke on the breathalyzer the cops give him tonight on his way home from the pub.
Wow! Busted in Burbank!

[Artful Drunktective]

I would say once again his Jessica Fletcher Royal KMM typewriter he has at his cottage in the town of Cabot Cove while spilling hot Earl Grey tea on his crotch but I want him to enjoy his smokes in peace for once today.

Although...he can type 22 WPM!

[Badfellow]

I don't drive drunk. I don't currently own a boomerang. Definitely never owned a blowup doll. But if I did, her name would be Trixie.

[Dear Booze]

The business end of a big, long, black shotgun

[Artful Drunktective]

I don't drive drunk. I don't currently own a boomerang. Definitely never owned a blowup doll. But if I did, her name would be Trixie.

Don't deny your boomerang collection, Dude.

And your blow up dolls.