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Several of those owl pellets that they make you dissect in school.
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Hey, man. My animal poop spirit guide is the owl pellet. What of it?

Furthermore, why are you horrible people always gunning for me to choke on something? If you think about it, it kind of limits your range of insults. Maybe you would have all been better positioned had you named this thread "Reasons why Badfellow is worse than a tire fire festival on Hitler's birthday" or "Things Badfellow drinks and does that would make a baglady puke from revulsion".

But, no. Guess I'll keep choking on owl pellets n' shit.
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He is the narrator from "A Christmas Story" movie, reminiscing on his childhood and his desire for a gun at an early age.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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His dinner, choke faster motherfucker I wanna skype
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His own package,
was this mentioned before? Just asking aloud in the round.
hmm ok, ok, I can see the door from here
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When he makes ice for his cocktails, he breaks out his Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine.

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"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 3:04 am
When he makes ice for his cocktails, he breaks out his Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine.

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I will find one of those on Ebay for my bar just to use for cocktails.
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Patchez wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 4:59 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 3:04 am
When he makes ice for his cocktails, he breaks out his Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine.
I will find one of those on Ebay for my bar just to use for cocktails.
You MUST use the shovel always!
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To choke on red cocktail or blue cocktail, that is the glaring question
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 3:04 am
When he makes ice for his cocktails, he breaks out his Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine.

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Jesus Christ, I think I had one of these... I know I had the snoopy alarm clock that said, "Get out of bed, sleepy head." And a record for my 5-year-old record player....

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A day in the life of BF (via the creators of South Park)

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"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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Canoes up the 3 rivers, ya bunch of inbred fur traders

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C'est les hiques, Celine.
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  • His sweaty underwear. Doesn't he ever wash those things?
  • A crappy chicken burrito at his local AM/PM after 2am
  • Doing his own income taxes then choking to death when he drank Drano!
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Did nobody mention a bottlecap? Simplistic in form and function.
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Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 5:21 pm
Did nobody mention a bottlecap? Simplistic in form and function.
Is this the Original Dirty Lou? If so welcome back and I'm sorry your drunk ass couldn't remember your password.
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