waste lot want lot

[ThirstyDrunk]

Rather than go to the store and buy paper towels I wanted a chalupa so i went to taco bell and bought a chalupa and took about 1000 of the complimentary napkins. 1000 taco bell napkins = 1 roll of Bounty.

Now I've spilt a dram of Tennessee whisky, not enough to be upset about but a spill nonetheless, and after sopping it up in taco bell napkins i realized that this is an edible product and chewed and swallowed the napkin, along with the spill. Waste avoided.

Today I am a winner!
Cheers you glorious bastards!

[oettinger]

You should have put the napkin in the freezer, then use it for "on the rocks".

I also bet you hit the bathroom at taco bell and "steel" a bucket of soap.

[Badfellow]

I wanted a chalupa so i went to taco bell and rented a chalupa...

Fixed that part for ya.



Yes, I'd like 1 soft taco and 180 packets of Diablo sauce, please.

[peetie44]

Rather than go to the store and buy paper towels I wanted a chalupa so i went to taco bell and bought a chalupa and took about 1000 of the complimentary napkins. 1000 taco bell napkins = 1 roll of Bounty.

Now I've spilt a dram of Tennessee whisky, not enough to be upset about but a spill nonetheless, and after sopping it up in taco bell napkins i realized that this is an edible product and chewed and swallowed the napkin, along with the spill. Waste avoided.

Today I am a winner!
Cheers you glorious bastards!

Attaboy, Thirsty!

[hereforthebeer]

haha nice trick!

[Smatter Noguts]

Next time steal a few of their sauce packets for your Bloodys.

[Patchez]

Next time steal a few of their sauce packets for your Bloodys.

I've done this while following the Dead around years ago. Ketchup packs and hot water make a passable tomato soup when down on your luck.

[RIPT2.0]

When I run out of toilet paper, I just walk to the backyard nekkid and hose my self off with the garden hose. Ok, I've said too much.

[Artful Drunktective]

I'm not even sure if this is relevant but some friends and I off-roaded to this remote beach and got super schlitzed with very little provisions. We had flour tortillas, cans of corned beef hash, and cans of Manwich (and a pocket full of shells). Disgustingly... we made burritos with the ingredients but it was really freaking good when super drunk in the wild.

[ThirstyDrunk]

We had flour tortillas,

I have mentioned before that every drunkard should keep a pack of tortilllas in the house. You can put almost anything in one and eat it with one hand. Hash would be good. Some more recent ones I remember (or deduced from the kitchen mess): Mac n cheese, potato salad, hot dogs and chili sauce. Pizza roll burrito was great but it burnt the shit outta the roof of my mouth.

[ThirstyDrunk]

When I run out of toilet paper, I just walk to the backyard nekkid and hose my self off with the garden hose. Ok, I've said too much.

You, Sir, need indoor plumbing. I save on paper by having a shower stall right beside the toilet. Get the shower head extension man. There are few things as grand as a blast of warm water on your taint/underscrotal area.

[Artful Drunktective]

We had flour tortillas,

I have mentioned before that every drunkard should keep a pack of tortilllas in the house. You can put almost anything in one and eat it with one hand. Hash would be good. Some more recent ones I remember (or deduced from the kitchen mess): Mac n cheese, potato salad, hot dogs and chili sauce. Pizza roll burrito was great but it burnt the shit outta the roof of my mouth.

Agreed Thirsty! You are correct sir. Pretty much anything can go in a burrito. In my future outdoor debaucheries, your recipes shall come in handy!
What am I talking about "future"?! I shall try one of them tomorrow.
I agree that flour tortillas should be a back up staple for drunkards. So are hot dogs- especially if you are going out into the wild.
I also like hot dogs in a flour tortilla but with shredded cheese sprinkled on top it is quite delectable whether drunk or undrunk.
A drunkard in this Manwich story also turned me on to grilled hot dogs then roll them in BBQ sauce and put on a toasted bun. You would be amazed at how delicious it truly is when drunk outdoors.

[NYDingbat]

When I run out of toilet paper, I just walk to the backyard nekkid and hose my self off with the garden hose. Ok, I've said too much.

You, Sir, need indoor plumbing. I save on paper by having a shower stall right beside the toilet. Get the shower head extension man. There are few things as grand as a blast of warm water on your taint/underscrotal area.

I can't feel clean without a handheld shower head. You fellas may be able to do it, but I can't.

[oettinger]

When I run out of toilet paper, I just walk to the backyard nekkid and hose my self off with the garden hose. Ok, I've said too much.

You, Sir, need indoor plumbing. I save on paper by having a shower stall right beside the toilet. Get the shower head extension man. There are few things as grand as a blast of warm water on your taint/underscrotal area.

I can't feel clean without a handheld shower head. You fellas may be able to do it, but I can't.

Hey NYD, long time no see. What have you been up to lately?

[Lush City]

When I run out of toilet paper, I just walk to the backyard nekkid and hose my self off with the garden hose. Ok, I've said too much.

You, Sir, need indoor plumbing. I save on paper by having a shower stall right beside the toilet. Get the shower head extension man. There are few things as grand as a blast of warm water on your taint/underscrotal area.

I can't feel clean without a handheld shower head. You fellas may be able to do it, but I can't.

I could make you very happy.