waste lot want lot

[ThirstyDrunk]

So today at Arby's they had a special with 2 gyros and 10000 napkins for six bucks.
So now in a tzatziki/cucumber/crack sauce bourbon haze I revive this thread. I maebe stupid but i think i'm funny and i think you're stupid'
rereading the thread:
-Tortillas are handy for drunk munchies
-Shower head extensions are great for cleaning your taint
-Lushcity is smooth to the point of borderline perv
-many of your "heat-n-eat" meals have more wood pulp than an Arby's napkin
-Chuck Woolery was talented
-I'M NOT CRAZY! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY!
-I shall henceforth communicate only by words, but without tethering them to convention

And lastly let me say that I apologize to nayone if I may have assumed gender identity.
and I have loved you, so much, up yer buttholes, that they are worn out, and I;m looking, mouthward.
Someday you fucks wilkl realize how fuckin funny I am

We're all just here to have a good time.

[calx]

^^ don't listen to this crazy person

[ThirstyDrunk]

Well they ain't gonna listen to YOU

[Artful Drunktective]

Can I have one of those crack house sauce gyros please? With 3 napkins?

And yes I will take some of those tortillas as well.

[oettinger]

Heck? I`m not here for the good times, just waiting in line for death like every normal person does.

[scream ale]

2 gyros and 10000 napkins for six bucks? That's the deal of the century!

[Badfellow]

How many christ-for-fuck trees are you killing by liberating these oppressed napkins?












Fast Food Napkin Liberation Network now has controls of all ur bases. Wipe your face, wipe your ass, it's all equally valid.
WE NOW CONTROL THE NAPKINS!!!

[Badfellow]

Horsey Sauce

[calx]

Well they ain't gonna listen to YOU

Let' not start a fuckin' revolution or somethin'. :D

[Lush City]

Thirsty Drunk caused me to ROTFLMAO. I banged my head on some hard furniture. I may have a concussion. I'm going to sue your dunk ass!

[calx]

Thirsty Drunk caused me to ROTFLMAO. I banged my head on some hard furniture. I may have a concussion. I'm going to sue your dunk ass!

He's a gentleman and a squalor. :p

[ThirstyDrunk]

UNLIMITED TACO BELL NAPKINS

[Nausea]

UNLIMITED TACO BELL NAPKINS

Always kills me a little bit inside when I see someone totally sold out to their employer like that chick at the end.

[ThirstyDrunk]

It's called MARKETING. She really believes in what she sells, or at least tries extra hard to make you believe it. A shell of a person.
But they had me at free napkins, so....

[oettinger]

Even her fake makeup had make-up. Next she claims to use taco tampons only