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There are some take out paper nappies that are large enough to sleep under. I would take three of these dinner sized napkins, pull them over me and call it a night!
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Taking necessities such as toilet paper, napkins, food, etc from restaurants or work is the best type of life hack imo.
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Fabricsoftner wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:40 pm
Taking necessities such as toilet paper, napkins, food, etc from restaurants or work is the best type of life hack imo.
Such surplus of goods must naturally be redistributed.
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Don't forget the Fabricsoftener.
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Whilst touring as a Deadhead times got very lean on occasion. In between sellable scores we got real fucking creative. Did you know Wendy's will give a free cup of hot water? well they used to back in the early 90's. Grab one of those and a handful of ketchup packets along with crackers they had out for chilli and you had a tomato soup that wouldn't make you throw up.
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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:08 pm
Don't forget the Fabricsoftener.
Make sure it's the lemon fresh borax type
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?

<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good

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Fabricsoftner wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:45 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:08 pm
Don't forget the Fabricsoftener.
Make sure it's the lemon fresh borax type
HA! Now you got it!
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And now stay tuned for an important message from Chuck Woolery:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kumK1Cd0X5A
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:02 pm
Taco Bell has themselves an all around quality napkin, no doubt about it. But for those heavy duty quicker picker upper tasks around the house (MD 20/20 spills, vomit, prostitute blood, etc), I prefer the blue paper shams you can get by the stack from your local gas station. BP and Shell are at the top of their game here. Unfortunately they have no packets of hot sauce to pillage.
Th e windshield/oil rag cloths are superb. Speeddway points afford me multiple packs, which is great, I use them to put RainEx on my windshield since my wipers don't work.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:52 pm
And now stay tuned for an important message from Chuck Woolery:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kumK1Cd0X5A
OMG! Young Chuck Woolery. Where can I buy that Borax? It's amazing what a good haircut will do for a personality.
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Tried using the elusive Taco Bell Diablo sauce that they have to keep behind the counter because all the fine ghetto folks trade it for crack rocks, but I thought it tasted ballsamazing. Wait, did I get that wrong?
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Sep 24, 2017 1:17 am
Tried using the elusive Taco Bell Diablo sauce that they have to keep behind the counter because all the fine ghetto folks trade it for crack rocks, but I thought it tasted ballsamazing. Wait, did I get that wrong?

*hiccup*

I think it's ball-slam-ic, like vinegar. It's what the Lady hates. Kind of religious too. Ball-slam is a region, not a state.

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DRink Lot drunk lot!
To each and everyone of yas, straight up yer tailpipe! yea you
Cheers!
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 8:23 pm
DRink Lot drunk lot!
To each and everyone of yas, straight up yer tailpipe! yea you
Cheers!
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NYDingbat wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:20 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 8:23 pm
DRink Lot drunk lot!
To each and everyone of yas, straight up yer tailpipe! yea you
Cheers!
I cannot add anything to this post.
at least a harumph
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