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Yes, Sir Waste-a-lot-want-a-lot mounted on his stoned pony looking for a good high and the nearest intersection of truth and fantasy. He is in the Twilight Zone!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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You don't have a clue what you're talking about.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Lush City wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:50 pm
Yes, Sir Waste-a-lot-want-a-lot mounted on his stoned pony looking for a good high and the nearest intersection of truth and fantasy. He is in the Twilight Zone!

You're a Royal Mounted Canadian Police officer?
Okole maluna!

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:09 pm
NYDingbat wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:20 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 8:23 pm
DRink Lot drunk lot!
To each and everyone of yas, straight up yer tailpipe! yea you
Cheers!
I cannot add anything to this post.
at least a harumph
I didn't get a harumph outta that guy!
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Re: waste lot want lot

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NYDingbat wrote:
Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:37 am
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:09 pm
NYDingbat wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:20 pm


I cannot add anything to this post.
at least a harumph
I didn't get a harumph outta that guy!
That's a damned shame: missed opportunity for that guy.

Lady, you're quite harumphable. Meowrr

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:58 pm
You don't have a clue what you're talking about.
No I don't and neither do you. That's what makes us all the more fucked up. But I will ask you, where is your stoned pony tonight? We are all looking for another high.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Whoa ho ho Two napkin spill here tonight, nay worries, I ate 2 bulleit frontier whiskey flavored napkins.

Are you getting enough fiber in your diet?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:32 pm
Whoa ho ho Two napkin spill here tonight, nay worries, I ate 2 bulleit frontier whiskey flavored napkins.

Are you getting enough fiber in your diet?
Thirsty what the hell are you talking about man!
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Every spill becomes a nutritious treat
Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
























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Re: waste lot want lot

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:09 am
Every spill becomes a nutritious treat
Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
























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Napkins saved us from wasting every last drop due to spillage
Or pillage
Or plunder asunder
miscarriage
of justice
except for the land down under.

Those be the true peaty pirates.

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:09 am
Every spill becomes a nutritious treat
Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
























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Following this logic, I should have eaten my laptop. RIP
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I regularly sip spilled drinks from my desk
Drink!
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This is a job for the Universal Drunken Translator, sponsored by Windows XL...
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:09 am
Every spill becomes a nutritious treat
Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
translation:

I ate another Taco Bell napkin drenched in booze. It was delicious and full of fiber. And I would do it again. Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:48 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:58 pm
You don't have a clue what you're talking about.
No I don't and neither do you. That's what makes us all the more fucked up. But I will ask you, where is your stoned pony tonight? We are all looking for another high.
The fact that neither of you make sense is well established. It's each others sanity that you should be questioning.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ

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Re: waste lot want lot

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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:25 am
Lush City wrote:
Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:48 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:58 pm
You don't have a clue what you're talking about.
No I don't and neither do you. That's what makes us all the more fucked up. But I will ask you, where is your stoned pony tonight? We are all looking for another high.
The fact that neither of you make sense is well established. It's each others sanity that you should be questioning.
And welcoming. It's very nice to have a community where friends find each other's insanity, as long as it involves inebriation.

I'll DRINK! to insanity. It keeps me from going nuts.


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