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What's the weirdest drink you ever heard of?

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I just thought of something cheerful! What is the weirdest, most disgusting, most bizarre drink you can think of? Bonus points if you actually drank it.
Here's one:

Chubby Mary

3 oz. well-chilled vodka
Big squeeze of lemon juice
Shake of celery seed
Grind of pepper
A couple dashes of salt
1 t. worcestershire sauce
1 t. horseradish
a few shakes of Tabasco
1 c. tomato juice

prepare in the usual manner, and garnish with an olive, a pickle spear, and a whole smoked fish, called a Chub. Yes, the fish should be looking you in the eyes as you sip (or run to the head to say bye-bye to your meal).

I think they drink this in Minnesota, or maybe Wisconsin.
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The Cumstantine

2 glasses of white wine
a loád of apricot liqour
A spoon of eggwhites
half a glass of cherry
sand pellegrino
one dash of white vermouth


Shake over crushed ice. Have fun
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Aug 04, 2017 12:53 pm
The Cumstantine

2 glasses of white wine
a loád of apricot liqour
A spoon of eggwhites
half a glass of cherry
sand pellegrino
one dash of white vermouth


Shake over crushed ice. Have fun
I thought it was called the Sleezy Cumstainteeny?

You are missing the horned melon garnish.

It's Donald J. Drunks favorite election drink to date rape drug sleazy Portuguesezzes.
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The drink called The Smokers Cough is a rather enchanting mixture of Jagermeister with a dollop of mayonnaise served in a shot. No thanks, think I'd rather cough.
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What`s the most digusting drink you ever had BF?
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The Battery Acid

In a single shot glass you mix Bacardi 151 and Jägermeister.
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oettinger wrote:
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What`s the most digusting drink you ever had BF?
Tough to say. One qualifier is the Prairie Chicken, a prepared shot containing gin, egg yolk, salt and pepper. What compels people to fuck up perfectly good gin in such a manner?
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SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2017 7:26 pm
I think they drink this in Minnesota, or maybe Wisconsin.
We drink EVERYTHING in Minnesota, including Wisconsin's beer after they pass out.
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A "Viagrum"...an equal mixture of Viagra and Valium.

If you score, you're ready for action.

But if you strike out, you don't really care.
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peetie44 wrote:
Sun Aug 06, 2017 11:10 am
A "Viagrum"...an equal mixture of Viagra and Valium.

If you score, you're ready for action.

But if you strike out, you don't really care.
Sounds great. Does it work for women too?
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It's called the 'Adios Mother'. 3 of these in an evening and you are in the bag, large to go.
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink736.html
Adios Mother recipe rating 9.5 113 votes

serve in
Hurricane Glass
alcohol 9%

Scale ingredients to servings
1 oz vodka
1 oz gin
1 oz white rum
1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
6 oz sweet and sour mix
6 oz 7-Up® soda

Add vodka, gin, white rum and blue curacao to an ice-filled hurricane glass. Fill the glass with equal parts sour mix and 7-Up, garnish with a cherry, and serve.
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Ah, the AMF! I have such fond memories of wasted boyhood days at Bilbo's in Costa Mesa sipping on these beautiful, blue cocktails.
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SternoBoy wrote:
Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:22 am
Ah, the AMF! I have such fond memories of wasted boyhood days at Bilbo's in Costa Mesa sipping on these beautiful, blue cocktails.
In the 80's it was the Studio Cafe on the Balboa peninsula in Newport Beach that introduced me to this knock out drink.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Aug 06, 2017 9:30 pm
It's called the 'Adios Mother'. 3 of these in an evening and you are in the bag, large to go.
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink736.html
Adios Mother recipe rating 9.5 113 votes

serve in
Hurricane Glass
alcohol 9%

Scale ingredients to servings
1 oz vodka
1 oz gin
1 oz white rum
1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
6 oz sweet and sour mix
6 oz 7-Up® soda

Add vodka, gin, white rum and blue curacao to an ice-filled hurricane glass. Fill the glass with equal parts sour mix and 7-Up, garnish with a cherry, and serve.
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Artful Detective wrote:
Sun Aug 06, 2017 2:46 pm
peetie44 wrote:
Sun Aug 06, 2017 11:10 am
A "Viagrum"...an equal mixture of Viagra and Valium.

If you score, you're ready for action.

But if you strike out, you don't really care.
Sounds great. Does it work for women too?
It's like a casual boner. Both you and your little buddy are hanging out, dangling, really, elbow on the bar.

If you can get into that, it can get into you.

Or, what would be the feminine equivalent of a casual boner?

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