Patchez: Behind the Beard

[mistah willies]

Patchez has been known to flip his beard up, fold it back down
and hold it in place with prayer beads
as a face mask
during public transit.

[Nausea]

Patchez doesn't have a shower beer. He has a shower 6 pack, and downs them fast enough to get out before his finger tips get wrinkly.

[mistah willies]

Patchez is well known for his bear hugs.
But you have to specify,

Bear or bare?
Or both?

[Patchez]

Patchez is well known for his bear hugs.
But you have to specify,

Bear or bare?
Or both?

A little from column A and a little from column B.

[mistah willies]

Patchez is well known for his bear hugs.
But you have to specify,

Bear or bare?
Or both?

A little from column A and a little from column B.

Shmokey Bear. Yessah chummy

[ThirstyDrunk]

Picks his teeth with a huntin' knife
and wore the same clothes all his life

[Artful Drunktective]

When he's in jail, he uses his one phone call to Skype with the MDM drunkards.

[Patchez]

When he's in jail, he uses his one phone call to Skype with the MDM drunkards.

This is fact.

[Artful Drunktective]

Here's Patchy! Thank Bacchus he was on 3rd shift.

[oettinger]

It`s his brothers house in the background

[Dear Booze]

He uses his pubic hair to make fishing lures.

[Badfellow]

And the scary part is he’s catching a lot of trout.

[scream ale]

Troutchez

[ThirstyDrunk]

Patchey balls > Wheatie balls

[oettinger]

This thread is not funny,

You don`t make fun of old tiny fat dwars like Patch. That`s just very bad taste. Stop it