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Dr. Frasier Crane column - I'm listening!
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Thanks. I'll be here all week performing comedy for the elderly as part of my community service agreement with the courts.
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Yes, good caller Lush City, I do realize that was a glib and indignant response to a genuine plea of outrage against irresponsible dog owners and their unattended fecal business. But, in all fairness, have you ever been to Lagos, Nigeria and watched the kids try to get high huffing fermented shit from a plastic bottle?
The world and it's problems, much like the individual, are relative to the beholder. But by the other side of the same existential bit coin, all problems are equally as valid.
In regard to the dogshit ridden dullards who are the object of your rue, I would ask you to remember an old Russian mafiya saying: "feed your enemies". Violence and outrage are such blunt, unwieldy agents. No, get close. Then feed them dogshit petit fours and remind them Bob Barker would want both them and their pets to get spayed and/or neutered. Why blame the given domesticated animal for the stupidity of the owner?
Woof, woof. I digress.
The world and it's problems, much like the individual, are relative to the beholder. But by the other side of the same existential bit coin, all problems are equally as valid.
In regard to the dogshit ridden dullards who are the object of your rue, I would ask you to remember an old Russian mafiya saying: "feed your enemies". Violence and outrage are such blunt, unwieldy agents. No, get close. Then feed them dogshit petit fours and remind them Bob Barker would want both them and their pets to get spayed and/or neutered. Why blame the given domesticated animal for the stupidity of the owner?
Woof, woof. I digress.
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I see your point. Find the owner of said fecal machine. Save a bit of said feces and a bit of water. some marshmallow fluff , mix thoruoghly and poof Rectal pate as it were. Then plate nicely and leave in their mailboxBadfellow wrote: ↑Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:17 pm
In regard to the dogshit ridden dullards who are the object of your rue, I would ask you to remember an old Russian mafiya saying: "feed your enemies". Violence and outrage are such blunt, unwieldy agents. No, get close. Then feed them dogshit petit fours and remind them Bob Barker would want both them and their pets to get spayed and/or neutered. Why blame the given domesticated animal for the stupidity of the owner?
Woof, woof. I digress.
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Dr. Cranium (is Cranium some sort of radioactive alloy? I could use something to replace the tin foil and the alumineeeum party hat I keep making in order to protect form the crazy alien brain stealing microwaves)
8ahem*
Dr Crane: I got me arse burned a while ago in a simple goof and aliens attacked me. I think they were politicians or something like that. It didn't feel good.
How do I protect meself from further attacks? Is booze involved?
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8ahem*
Dr Crane: I got me arse burned a while ago in a simple goof and aliens attacked me. I think they were politicians or something like that. It didn't feel good.
How do I protect meself from further attacks? Is booze involved?
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Hmm sounds like it, but look for yourself on the Periodic table.mistah willies wrote: ↑Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:23 pmDr. Cranium (is Cranium some sort of radioactive alloy?
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Where`s alcohol on it? That thing is incomplete damnit!
Fun game: Close your eyes and point to any element on it, then you have to drink it.
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Oh it's there. Just put two C's togther with six H's, plus one O, and you have it.oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:32 amHmm sounds like it, but look for yourself on the Periodic table.mistah willies wrote: ↑Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:23 pmDr. Cranium (is Cranium some sort of radioactive alloy?
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Where`s alcohol on it? That thing is incomplete damnit!
Fun game: Close your eyes and point to any element on it, then you have to drink it.
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... no you did not imagine the start of a periodic table list of drinks created by Dear Booze.
In the final transmogrification of the board to it's new server, some of the brain cells perished. It's like a blackout in the best way:. It happened, folks remember it, but there's no proof.
I was trying to decide if I'd steal Kr for Kraken on that list. It is indeed my own weakness. I am a red son.
Carry on...
In the final transmogrification of the board to it's new server, some of the brain cells perished. It's like a blackout in the best way:. It happened, folks remember it, but there's no proof.
I was trying to decide if I'd steal Kr for Kraken on that list. It is indeed my own weakness. I am a red son.
Carry on...
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Of course Kraken was on it.mistah willies wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:51 am... no you did not imagine the start of a periodic table list of drinks created by Dear Booze.
In the final transmogrification of the board to it's new server, some of the brain cells perished. It's like a blackout in the best way:. It happened, folks remember it, but there's no proof.
I was trying to decide if I'd steal Kr for Kraken on that list. It is indeed my own weakness. I am a red son.
Carry on...
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Okole maluna!
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I eschew mirrors. Mostly because of the memories of seeing my face when bending down over a big wall-mirror with a straw in one nostril and a finger shutting the other one. Not a good visual from a fiend-face perspective.
Any advice, you Drunkards?
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The following is what I can recall from the booziotic table before the site did the old jump down turn around pick a bale o' cotton:
Ac Armagnac
Ag Angostura Bitters
Al Alabama Slammer or Absolut
Am Amaretto Sour
Ar Artful Detective
As Absinthe
At Aquavit
Au Goldschlager
B Bourbon
Ba Badfellow AND Bailey's
Be Beer
Bh Bombay Sapphire
Bi Bacardi Rum
Bk Black Sambuca
Br Brandy
C Corona
Ca Caipirinha
Cd Chambord
Ce Cointreau
Cf Cassava
Cl Coors Light
Cm Captain Morgan
Cn Cognac
Co Cabo Wabo
Cr Crown Royal
Cs Cachaça.
Cu Cuba Libre
Db Dear Booze
Ds Disaronno
Dy Dark & Stormy
Er Everclear
Es Elsinore Beer
Eu Eau de Vie
F Frangelico
Fe Fernet Branca
Fl Fireball
Fm French Martini
Fr Frank Kelly Rich
Ga Gimlet
Gd Guinness Draught
Gi Gin
H Highball
He Heineken
Hf Hefeweizens
Hg Huangjiu
Ho Holsten
Hs Hennessy
I Icehouse Beer
In Intoxicated
Ir Irish Coffee
K Kir or Kahlúa
Kr Kraken
La Labatt's Beer
Li Long Island Iced Tea
Lr
Lu Lush City
Lv
Md Mad Dog 20/20
Mg Mount Gay Rum
Mn Manhattan
Mo Modern Drunkard AND Midori
Mt Martini
N Neutral Grain Spirit
Na Natty Ice
Nb New Belgium
Nd
Ne Negus
Ni Negroni
No Negra Modelo
Np
O Ouzo or Oettinger
Os Old Smart Skunk
P Pina Colada
Pa Patchez AND Palinka
Pb Pabst Blue Ribbon
Pd Pernod
Pm Pimms Cup
Po Pacifico
Pr Paulaner
Pt Patrón
Pu Punch
Ra Raki
Rb Rob Roy
Re Remy Martin
Rf Roofie Cocktail
Rg Ramos Gin Fizz
Rh Rhum Agricole
Rn Rusty Nail
Ru Rum
S Sake
Sb Sabucca
Sc Sazerac
Se Seagram's
Sg Sloe Gin or Sangria
Si Singapore Sling
Sm Sambuca
Sn Schnapps
Ss Stinkfinger Steve
Ta Tanqueray
Tb Tuberculosis
Tc Tc Willies
Te Tequilla
Th Thirsty Drunk
Ti Three Olives
Tl Tequila Rose
Tm Tom Collins
Ts Triple Sec
U Union Square
Uuo You under opidates
Uup
Uus Usquebaugh
Uut
V Vodka
W Whisky
Xe Xante
Y Yukon Jack
Yg Yangmei Jiu
Zi Zima
Z Zombie
Ac Armagnac
Ag Angostura Bitters
Al Alabama Slammer or Absolut
Am Amaretto Sour
Ar Artful Detective
As Absinthe
At Aquavit
Au Goldschlager
B Bourbon
Ba Badfellow AND Bailey's
Be Beer
Bh Bombay Sapphire
Bi Bacardi Rum
Bk Black Sambuca
Br Brandy
C Corona
Ca Caipirinha
Cd Chambord
Ce Cointreau
Cf Cassava
Cl Coors Light
Cm Captain Morgan
Cn Cognac
Co Cabo Wabo
Cr Crown Royal
Cs Cachaça.
Cu Cuba Libre
Db Dear Booze
Ds Disaronno
Dy Dark & Stormy
Er Everclear
Es Elsinore Beer
Eu Eau de Vie
F Frangelico
Fe Fernet Branca
Fl Fireball
Fm French Martini
Fr Frank Kelly Rich
Ga Gimlet
Gd Guinness Draught
Gi Gin
H Highball
He Heineken
Hf Hefeweizens
Hg Huangjiu
Ho Holsten
Hs Hennessy
I Icehouse Beer
In Intoxicated
Ir Irish Coffee
K Kir or Kahlúa
Kr Kraken
La Labatt's Beer
Li Long Island Iced Tea
Lr
Lu Lush City
Lv
Md Mad Dog 20/20
Mg Mount Gay Rum
Mn Manhattan
Mo Modern Drunkard AND Midori
Mt Martini
N Neutral Grain Spirit
Na Natty Ice
Nb New Belgium
Nd
Ne Negus
Ni Negroni
No Negra Modelo
Np
O Ouzo or Oettinger
Os Old Smart Skunk
P Pina Colada
Pa Patchez AND Palinka
Pb Pabst Blue Ribbon
Pd Pernod
Pm Pimms Cup
Po Pacifico
Pr Paulaner
Pt Patrón
Pu Punch
Ra Raki
Rb Rob Roy
Re Remy Martin
Rf Roofie Cocktail
Rg Ramos Gin Fizz
Rh Rhum Agricole
Rn Rusty Nail
Ru Rum
S Sake
Sb Sabucca
Sc Sazerac
Se Seagram's
Sg Sloe Gin or Sangria
Si Singapore Sling
Sm Sambuca
Sn Schnapps
Ss Stinkfinger Steve
Ta Tanqueray
Tb Tuberculosis
Tc Tc Willies
Te Tequilla
Th Thirsty Drunk
Ti Three Olives
Tl Tequila Rose
Tm Tom Collins
Ts Triple Sec
U Union Square
Uuo You under opidates
Uup
Uus Usquebaugh
Uut
V Vodka
W Whisky
Xe Xante
Y Yukon Jack
Yg Yangmei Jiu
Zi Zima
Z Zombie
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^ ^ ^ I added a few. Feel free to change it up if need.
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Ditto. Once that table is complete, it needs to be framed and preserved.
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