How come humans are so weird here! :D

[calx]

Are we a failed species or what! This place could be a paradise but we fucked it all up hm!

I wonder what this little water ball in the backwaters of the universe would look like with decent souls not wanting to conquer everyone else. I just wanna roll around in the grass all day! I wanna space ship! And I want Persephone's horn and Poseidon's trident! I'm tired of mud trampling through all this crapulation.

What's next!

P.S. And how do we get outta here!

(If anyone has a spaceship plz contact me.)

[ThirstyDrunk]

yeah we suck, but it ain't over
eventually they will shoot off all the drunkards in a ship with no destination. light years later our carcasses crash land into a class M planet and feed the new proteins an shit to make a new alien species, and they will crave alcohol. above all. above survival

[calx]

yeah we suck, but it ain't over
eventually they will shoot off all the drunkards in a ship with no destination. light years later our carcasses crash land into a class M planet and feed the new proteins an shit to make a new alien species, and they will crave alcohol. above all. above survival

*attacks "they"*

we will win! we must!

Man I wish I had a tree to climb right about now.

[ThirstyDrunk]

And eventually this civilization will develop A SHED!
Come to the futuristic SHED this Saturday

[ThirstyDrunk]

more than half of the time

[hereforthebeer]

Drink!! that is all, everything will turn beautiful then

[ThirstyDrunk]

but anyways the real answer is lizard brain.

[hereforthebeer]

i drank and she is beautiful?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy3rcoz-8rU

it worked!

[oldsmartskunk]

Weird you say. Definitely. Also very gifted species with capacity to do great things. In my opinion we are misguided. Led by greedy leaders, with everything decided for us. Everything important that is. We do get large choise of gismos like iphones, dancing dildos and fishnet stockings. Outdated political conceptions, individuals that have enough wealth to dictate the flow of the world... The potential to do well is here, but it will never be reached. We are doomed to drown in cheap distractions until they are no more. Some crazy rich asshole (he will be male of course) will think of world cleansing scenario, we all get testicle cancer and 95% of population will die. Boo hoo.

[oettinger]

Will people like Merkel and Hillary also have ballcancer?

Please please please


Hey, if they have a restroom on that spaceship, I`d volunteer to join in and clog it.

I`ll bring snacks n booze also. Maybe my Beavis and Butthead DVDs

[Patchez]

Are we a failed species or what! This place could be a paradise but we fucked it all up hm!

I wonder what this little water ball in the backwaters of the universe would look like with decent souls not wanting to conquer everyone else. I just wanna roll around in the grass all day! I wanna space ship! And I want Persephone's horn and Poseidon's trident! I'm tired of mud trampling through all this crapulation.

What's next!

P.S. And how do we get outta here!

(If anyone has a spaceship plz contact me.)

I aim to misbehave.

[ThirstyDrunk]

but anyways the real answer is lizard brain.

[calx]

And eventually this civilization will develop A SHED!
Come to the futuristic SHED this Saturday

I am Bubbles. All I want is a little shed and some peace and quiet up in here. :|

[oettinger]

I am Bubbles.|

That bubbles?

[calx]

Fuckin kitty food price is off the charts.