How come humans are so weird here! :D

[RIPT2.0]

Kitty food is good survival food in a pinch, and they know it.

And yes, I have a space ship.

[calx]

I'll pay for gas money man.

I've had it here.

[Badfellow]

I'll pay for gas money man.

I've had it here.

No matter where you go, there you are.

[treetop]

Man I wish I had a tree to climb right about now.

If you're headed up here, could you please bring me a handle of cuervo?
I'm good for it.
Thanks

[mistah willies]

Man I wish I had a tree to climb right about now.

If you're headed up here, could you please bring me a handle of cuervo?
I'm good for it.
Thanks

See that there withered, dark branch from an odd splice? Grab that fruit hanging, about to drop and break. It's got black rum in it. I'll pay you in electrons.

These are where I keep my thoughts, on the intarwebs. I exist in the Ethernet. I'm an ethereal.

Also, Ethylreal.

*glug*

[Patchez]

Welcome back Treetop!

[Lush City]

Are we a failed species or what! This place could be a paradise but we fucked it all up hm!

I wonder what this little water ball in the backwaters of the universe would look like with decent souls not wanting to conquer everyone else. I just wanna roll around in the grass all day! I wanna space ship! And I want Persephone's horn and Poseidon's trident! I'm tired of mud trampling through all this crapulation.

What's next!

P.S. And how do we get outta here!

(If anyone has a spaceship plz contact me.)

It appears to me you are suffering from 'snowflake-itis'. It has always been thus. It is a wild world of freedom and sheer death if you don't prepare yourself.

[calx]

I'll pay for gas money man.

I've had it here.

No matter where you go, there you are.

That's the god damn truth. :)

Here we are.

Now what!

[Patchez]

Can't we all just get drunk?

[oettinger]

According to Lush we have to be prepared for the here and now, then get drunk.
Or get prepared for the Lush here and there?
Or get drunk for now and then be prepared here?

Ahh godamnit I lost it again

[Badfellow]

I'll pay for gas money man.

I've had it here.

No matter where you go, there you are.

That's the god damn truth. :)

Here we are.

Now what!

That's that part we spend the rest of our lives figuring out.

Can't we all just get drunk?

Constantly!

[Artful Drunktective]

Humans? I don't understand this thread. Perhaps because I'm from Yaujta Prime.

[calx]

Can't we all just get drunk?

I dunno man I don't ask much! :D

[Lush City]

Humans are weird because:
When there is a holiday we get drunk.
When there is good fortune we get drunk.
When there is adversity we get drunk.
When we are victorious we get drunk.
When we suck and collapse into a pile of shit we get drunk.
When we wake up in the morning we get drunk.
When we are having a good time playing chess we get drunk and lose the match.
When we are with family and dear friends we get drunk and they throw us out into the street.

[NYDingbat]

Farakkhan has a mother ship hovering above Earth - give him a ring.