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Her Walter Sobchak pillow never gets a shabas. Never.
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At least my pillows aren't covered in miscellaneous stains like the singular pillow you have, BF. What's on it today? Crustified hollandaise sauce? :D
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Pillow Stain Analysis

97.6% My Pillow
2.4% Argan Oil
1.42% Questionable Substances
0.23% Wupperdorfium
0.18 % Long, Hawaiian hairs
0.001% Bearnaise sauce
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:45 pm
Nausea wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:10 pm
She is on a mission to cockblock human-to-robot phuckings in order to keep the true, superior race "pure." Damn Nazi.

I just want me a robot baby. *Cries into a periwinkle blue pillow*
Your pillow is periwinkle? I figured you would at least have "Hanna Montana" or something more exciting. Maybe that's why you can't score with any bots. Don't don't get "Transformers" bedsheets though. It's just a little too on the nose.
Geez we should change the name of this thread to "Stained pillows and bed sheets". I guess that is indeed, the true spirit of the ways of artful living.
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Did someone say pillow?
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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:44 pm
Pillow Stain Analysis

97.6% My Pillow
2.4% Argan Oil
1.42% Questionable Substances
0.23% Wupperdorfium
0.18 % Long, Hawaiian hairs
0.001% Bearnaise sauce
Not true, I left a hot load of 20% bearnaise sauce in it


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^ ^ ^
Yeah and about 62% of what was there was Questionable Substances so don't even pretend, BF.
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100% percent proof say don`t ask when pregnant with a six pack
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A little known fact, she is a virtuoso on the three string ukulele, and the more she drinks, the louder she plays. Her favorite tunes? Covers by Gotye and Guns n' Roses.
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100% percent proof say don`t ask when pregnant with a six pack
Congratulations, dad!

Word on the street is that Arty D is preggos with a perfect, beautiful pair of your German flipper babies! Yes, it seems sufficient quantities of bumwine can indeed mutate your DNA, producing a new generation of human/neanderthal hybrids capable of swimming in pure alcohol, hence the flippers.
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Well if I did get preggos it was conceived on your pillowless and stainy pizza bedspread which coincidentally also has pizza crumbs sprinkled upon it. At least that neanderthal mutant flipper baby hybrid will be the Optimus Prime of drunks with these magnificent drunkard "genes".
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She really has an eye for those pickled German wieners...

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Badfellow wrote:
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She really has an eye for those pickled German wieners...

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Having an eye for German wieners is the epitome of Artful living. Doesn't get more classier than that!

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She has dreams AND nightmares about various Hostess products.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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