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Purple meas BJ, alarm me on that please
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I remember mood rings. They were a thing when I was a kid. I think blue meant mellow, greenish-blue was thoughtful, purple was psychic and black meant you should probably ask for assistance, as you might be dead. The rarest of all mood ring colors, a fierce orange-red (often with sparks) called for a safety team response. A shrill alarm would sound and the anger containment squad would throw a fence up around you and deploy a containment net drop. Then they'd spray you with a paralytic spray, and lob a grenade at your angry, dangerous ass. Afterward, when the smoke cleared a bit, the newly created OSHA hazmat team would arrive and carry your smoking remains away to be cremated at a remote location in the Nevada desert.
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Nausea wrote:
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The color selection for each of her posts corresponds to the color state of her mood ring, which she thinks actually works.
It does actually work! If you ever see my text in black you know someone is getting roundhouse kicked through some saloon doors and a bottle of rum crashing through a window.
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Purple meas BJ, alarm me on that please
Has anyone created a meme I can use that says "STFU Oettinger!"? Surely Palinka must have.
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This is artful living. And me every day:

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Christ, lady. Could you make your signature just a wee bit bigger?
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^ ^ ^ I'm workin' on it I just haven't found the right tasteful pic of you on layin' on your bearskin rug yet.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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^ ^ ^ I'm workin' on it I just haven't found the right tasteful pic of you on layin' on your burtskin rug yet.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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^ ^ ^ I'm workin' on it I just haven't found the right tasteful pic of you on layin' on your bearskin rug yet.
Tasteful? Hah! Pack a lunch, you might be looking for a mighty long time.

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^ ^ ^ I'm workin' on it I just haven't found the right tasteful pic of you on layin' on your burtskin rug yet.
I see what you did there, Zima boy. Your wife obviously didn't see the sign "please don't feed or get married to the bears".
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She has a big time crush on Michael Dudikoff.

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She has a big time crush on Michael Dudikoff.

If you don't know who Michael Dudikoff is, please click here to find out so you can point at her and laugh.

First off jerk-wad, I never said I had a crush on dehydrated Michael Dudikoff that looks like an ex-coke addict from a dried up rock band.

My Dudikoff bear skin rug looks like this:


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Tue May 14, 2019 9:04 pm
First off jerk-wad, I never said I had a crush on dehydrated Michael Dudikoff that looks like an ex-coke addict from a dried up rock band. [/color]
Chill out, butt-munch. Don't get your SPEEDO© in a bind.




Other stars of TV, movies, music, porn, etc. that Artful Detective has had an artful crush on:

*Bo & Luke Duke
*Fred Dryer aka. Hunter
*Joey Lawrence
*New Kids On The Block, all of them
*ALF
*Jar Jar Binks
*Matlock
*Walker: Texas Ranger
*Brutus Beefcake
*Billy Barty
*Fabio
*Micheal Bolton
*Dolph Lundgren
*A short phase when she thought Steven Segal was "dreamy"
*Wilford Brimley
*Don Knotts
*Billy Ray Cyrus
*Corky from Life Goes On
*Wolf Blitzer
*John Long
*The purple Teletubby
*Robert Stack
*Steve Gutenberg
*Robert Wagner
*George Hamilton
*Spiro T. Agnew
*Lee Majors
*Wink Martindale
*The guy on the label of Brawny Paper Towels
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 11:12 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 9:04 pm
First off jerk-wad, I never said I had a crush on dehydrated Michael Dudikoff that looks like an ex-coke addict from a dried up rock band. [/color]
Other stars of TV, movies, music, porn, etc. that Artful Detective has had an artful crush on:

*Bo & Luke Duke
*Fred Dryer aka. Hunter
*Joey Lawrence
*New Kids On The Block, all of them
*ALF
*Jar Jar Binks
*Matlock
*Walker: Texas Ranger
*Brutus Beefcake
*Billy Barty
*Fabio
*Micheal Bolton
*Dolph Lundgren
*A short phase when she thought Steven Segal was "dreamy"
*Wilford Brimley
*Don Knotts
*Billy Ray Cyrus
*Corky from Life Goes On
*Wolf Blitzer
*John Long
*The purple Teletubby
*Robert Stack
*Steve Gutenberg
*Robert Wagner
*George Hamilton
*Spiro T. Agnew
*Lee Majors
*Wink Martindale
*The guy on the label of Brawny Paper Towels
*Bo Duke
*Fred Dryer aka. Hunter
*New Kids On The Block- only Jon but Jordan also grew up to be pretty hot
*ALF - Nope. But Oett has massive crush
*Matlock -I don't crush on fellow detectives.
*Walker: Texas Ranger - I don't crush on fellow roundhouse kickers.
*Fabio - I only like guys with long hair who are bald on top.
*Micheal Bolton - too much hair and not bald enough
*Dolph Lundgren - if I was drunk probably
*A short phase when she thought Steven Segal was "dreamy" - never happened. only like ponytails on bald guys
*Wilford Brimley - too young
*Don Knotts - too sexy
*Billy Ray Cyrus - too mullety
*Corky from Life Goes On - too Down Syndromey
*The purple Teletubby - he's homosexual
*Robert Stack - hell yes
*Steve Gutenberg - one German is plenty, danke
*Robert Wagner - meh
*George Hamilton - too greasy and tan
*Spiro T. Agnew - not into politics
*Lee Majors - sure why not
*The guy on the label of Brawny Paper Towels - nah. reminds me of my dad back in the 70's.
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I'm having a feeling... I think it is deja-vu. Oh well, I feel lucky. Think I'll go buy a lottery ticket.
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