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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:27 pm

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Best thread of the weekend so far, will read again

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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:28 pm

Confided in me that she was the first in her tribe to wear shoes.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:31 pm

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She's a lovely intoxication.

A tincture, a mixture of Badassery, high intelligence, and quick wit.

We do well to speak with the likes of this one.

Now don't say anything about this song, because I hail from them dammed 80's and I cannot be helped.

You magnificent bastards.
With a rebel yell I thank thee Willies. :D And I'm always down with the 80's as well.
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:44 pm

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Confided in me that she was the first in her tribe to wear shoes.
And adult diapers!
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Badfellow » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:49 am

She puts the lotion in the basket like nobody's business.
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:40 pm

Here is Artful Living

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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Badfellow » Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:59 pm

She wears socks with sandals.
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Patchez » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:04 pm

Technically she puts on the flip flops and then pulls the socks on over them.
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Badfellow » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:12 pm

Same with the dress, I suppose.
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:21 pm

Patchez wrote:
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Technically she puts on the flip flops and then pulls the socks on over them.
Only if there's snow outside.
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Sammy » Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:27 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:21 pm
Patchez wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:04 pm
Technically she puts on the flip flops and then pulls the socks on over them.
Only if there's snow outside.
Do you get snow in Hawaii? We got some in Tejas today. As for myself, if I wore sandals without socks, the very sight of my manly hooves would cause you to recoil in terror, thereby pleading with me to adhere to more modest foot attire. So, be careful of that which you ask.

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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:53 pm

Sammy wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:27 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:21 pm
Patchez wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:04 pm
Technically she puts on the flip flops and then pulls the socks on over them.
Only if there's snow outside.
Do you get snow in Hawaii? We got some in Tejas today. As for myself, if I wore sandals without socks, the very sight of my manly hooves would cause you to recoil in terror, thereby pleading with me to adhere to more modest foot attire. So, be careful of that which you ask.
Only on the volcanoes is there snow. Perhaps your man hooves could use a simple pedicure? Try to cut back on wearing high heels as well.
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by oettinger » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:14 am

Sammy wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:27 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:21 pm
Patchez wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:04 pm
Technically she puts on the flip flops and then pulls the socks on over them.
Only if there's snow outside.
Do you get snow in Hawaii? We got some in Tejas today. As for myself, if I wore sandals without socks, the very sight of my manly hooves would cause you to recoil in terror, thereby pleading with me to adhere to more modest foot attire. So, be careful of that which you ask.
I got size 13 monkey feet. Sneakers or boots anytime any weather
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Badfellow » Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:40 pm

She has 4 dozen empties of coconut rum cluttered under her bed. But they're not hers. Really. They're not.
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Patchez » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:00 pm

Tiki drinks at cliché. She prefers vodka IV's.
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