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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by mistah willies » Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:47 am

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She has 4 dozen empties of coconut rum cluttered under her bed. But they're not hers. Really. They're not.
She plays the coconuts in a local Gene Pitney tribute band. They sound like a horse clomping along.

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Re: The ways of Artful living

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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Badfellow » Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:12 am

She should really have a spotter when she uses her Xmas lights for that auto erotic asphyximafacation stuff.
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Badfellow » Sun Mar 04, 2018 1:38 pm

She's a total dweeb.
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Nausea » Sun Mar 04, 2018 3:54 pm

Her drink canteen is actually a mystical object with a bottomless supply of booze.

She committed unnameable atrocities to attain it, driven by her murderous lust for booze.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:50 pm

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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Patchez » Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:09 pm

Her and Oettinger have developed an interesting erotic pottery class the plan to unveil at the Vegas Meetup.
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by mistah willies » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:14 pm

Patchez wrote:
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Her and Oettinger have developed an interesting erotic pottery class the plan to unveil at the Vegas Meetup.
That would actually be pretty hot. Well, I mean, if the Oett wasn't there in that class. Geist?

Wait, I gotta be cool towards them womenfolk. Don't need any more drunken accusations.

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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:22 pm

Nausea wrote:
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Her drink canteen is actually a mystical object with a bottomless supply of booze.

She committed unnameable atrocities to attain it, driven by her murderous lust for booze.
Hey how do you know this?! What are you, my parole officer?
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:25 pm

Patchez wrote:
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Her and Oettinger have developed an interesting erotic pottery class the plan to unveil at the Vegas Meetup.
Yes the Erotic Pottery and Sculpture class with Oettinger and Associates will be held in convention room B so at the Wyndham Grand Desert- be there or be square. As Patchy implied, it's totally Swayze style . There will be ginormous penis shaped clay manipulation tactics. Old$mart$kunk will be the muse. Light refreshments of saltine crackers and Gun's n Roses music will be provided. You do not want to miss out!

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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by oettinger » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:18 am

I`ll be there!
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Nausea » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:10 pm

She is on a mission to cockblock human-to-robot phuckings in order to keep the true, superior race "pure." Damn Nazi.

I just want me a robot baby. *Cries into a periwinkle blue pillow*
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Dear Booze » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:10 pm

She wrote a cookbook called "Dining on Dick."
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:33 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
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She wrote a cookbook called "Dining on Dick."
Indeed I did and thank you, I was flattered that you asked me to sign your hardbound copy. I hope you find many recipes to your liking!
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Dear Booze » Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:03 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:33 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:10 pm
She wrote a cookbook called "Dining on Dick."
Indeed I did and thank you, I was flattered that you asked me to sign your hardbound copy. I hope you find many recipes to your liking!
Problem is, I don't read Mandarin.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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