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OK next one this comesd straight form calx and friends - would y9ou rather, lose a pinkie finger or get a sleeve of dick tats?
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Lord Thurstongus wrote:
Sat Apr 28, 2018 3:27 am
OK next one this comesd straight form calx and friends - would y9ou rather, lose a pinkie finger or get a sleeve of dick tats?
Lose a pinkie finger. And it's not even close for me. Useless digit be gone!
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what is the option if the mafia cut off both my pinkies already? Is there a third option? Should I eat that dead rat instead? Please
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Apr 28, 2018 3:27 am
OK next one this comesd straight form calx and friends - would y9ou rather, lose a pinkie finger or get a sleeve of dick tats?
You can always wear long sleeve shirts man! :D
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calx wrote:
Tue May 01, 2018 10:10 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Apr 28, 2018 3:27 am
OK next one this comesd straight form calx and friends - would y9ou rather, lose a pinkie finger or get a sleeve of dick tats?
You can always wear long sleeve shirts man! :D

Further, it would have to be a sleeve of the only Member of my Club. It's the only one I can bare to see.

The sight of strange dick is unsettling to me. But that's just me.

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mistah willies wrote:
Sat May 05, 2018 4:18 am
calx wrote:
Tue May 01, 2018 10:10 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Apr 28, 2018 3:27 am
OK next one this comesd straight form calx and friends - would y9ou rather, lose a pinkie finger or get a sleeve of dick tats?
You can always wear long sleeve shirts man! :D

Further, it would have to be a sleeve of the only Member of my Club. It's the only one I can bare to see.

The sight of strange dick is unsettling to me. But that's just me.
I would never be a part of any club that would have me as a member. :|
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calx wrote:
Sat May 05, 2018 10:48 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Sat May 05, 2018 4:18 am
calx wrote:
Tue May 01, 2018 10:10 pm


You can always wear long sleeve shirts man! :D

Further, it would have to be a sleeve of the only Member of my Club. It's the only one I can bare to see.

The sight of strange dick is unsettling to me. But that's just me.
I would never be a part of any club that would have me as a member. :|
How the elephant got in my pajamas I'll never know...

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That's irrelevant.

An irrelevant has a trunk.
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I`ll try to wake up. The withdrawals and ensuing nightmares are even worse when you`re a zombie. Dead people told me this
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I'm sure my body will continue to Farr after I die. Until it rots away that is.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Apr 28, 2018 3:27 am
OK next one this comesd straight form calx and friends - would y9ou rather, lose a pinkie finger or get a sleeve of dick tats?
Hey where is calx anyway? Do you know, Thirsty? He hasn't come around in a long time now. I know I shouldn't worry but I do.

I'd rather lose a pinkie most definitely BTW.

And what will I do when I'm dead? Travel the universe hopefully. If I was a ghost stuck here on Earth... it's tempting to haunt but no need to scare the crap out of people but I probably be invisibly and silently looking on, hanging out at my favorite haunts. (Too on the nose?)
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I must have some booze".


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What if you come back from the dead and you're just a couple of years older?
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When I'm dead, I will get stoned and play Nintendo with Jesus.
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Re: What will you do when you're dead?

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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Apr 15, 2020 12:00 pm
When I'm dead, I will get stoned and play Nintendo with Jesus.
Don't. That fucker cheats.
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Re: What will you do when you're dead?

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Finally give up breathing, being a heavy smoker, that shit is exhausting
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