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Dude I spent an HOUR in Krogers today. I always make it a point to be the highest person at the Kroger.
I got tons of munchies
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Thirsticus wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:14 pm
 Dude I spent an HOUR in Krogers today. I always make it a point to be the highest person at the Kroger.
I got tons of munchies
Cheers!
Why oh WHY aren't combos in regular stores! I wanna dog food sized bag of those fuggers! Also Kroger's is the shit. :D
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calx wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:15 pm
Thirsticus wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:14 pm
 Dude I spent an HOUR in Krogers today. I always make it a point to be the highest person at the Kroger.
I got tons of munchies
Cheers!
Why oh WHY aren't combos in regular stores! I wanna dog food sized bag of those fuggers! Also Kroger's is the shit. :D
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Haunt your ass.
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NYDingbat wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:52 pm
 Haunt your ass.
You should expand your haunt area.
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Thirsticus wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 10, 2018 12:32 am
NYDingbat wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:52 pm
 Haunt your ass.
You should expand your haunt area.
Alrighty. I'll double as the monster under your bed. But we're gonna have to renegotiate terms.
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Fighting is gay, unless your name is bruce lee or van damme, then you rock beating people up
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OK, try this one- Your mom and your girlfriend have switched brains and you have to have sex with one of them to switch it back.
CHOOSE.


And if you choose neither they both die.
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Easy: Hey mom, nice new set of boobs
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Mom's got a younger body. Go get another girlfriend.
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Lord Thurstongus wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:14 am
And if you choose neither they both die.
Also this poser was for the less incestuous than Oett types.
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Lord Thurstongus wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 27, 2018 9:55 am
Lord Thurstongus wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:14 am
And if you choose neither they both die.
Also this poser was for the less incestuous than Oett types.
This might be the only time it's ok to boink someone who's drunk out.
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mistah willies wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 27, 2018 11:09 am
Lord Thurstongus wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 27, 2018 9:55 am
Lord Thurstongus wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:14 am
And if you choose neither they both die.
Also this poser was for the less incestuous than Oett types.
This might be the only time it's ok to boink someone who's drunk out.
possibly the only sane answer
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The only real answer to that question is a fifth of cheap bourbon some X and a threeway.
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Rot.
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