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Re: What will you do when you're dead?

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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Feb 26, 2018 2:02 pm
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Does it go up the ladder of the cosmos too? Is God an idiot? The ultimate manager?
Here's proof that God is dead.
That's funny! Those guys were great back in the day. We need more comedians who aren't afraid of PC shit and being taken down by Twitter and Facefuck and etc! Fucking social media. God help us!

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My personal belief is that after you die whatever you believed would happen will. You will yourself to the next reality.

I believe in the Pet/Rainbow Bridge theory. You know a large meadow with all your beloved former pets waiting for you. If you were a good owner and companion to your pets at least one of them or your favorite will walk across the Rainbow Bridge with you where you live happily with them and never loose them again.

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That is so much more happy and joyous than just dying and rotting,
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Thirsticus wrote:
Sat Mar 03, 2018 12:36 am
That is so much more happy and joyous than just dying and rotting,
GOOD LUCK AND REPORT BACK F Y9OU CAN!
Will do but you should know I'm not rushing into anything.
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I may not know much, and I don't pretend to understand the things I do know, but from what I've seen dead people are LAZY.
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Here's a question: Which would you prefer- NOT being able to go to the toilet for the rest of your life or ONLY being able to go to the toilet for the rest of your life?
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Thirsticus wrote:
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Here's a question: Which would you prefer- NOT being able to go to the toilet for the rest of your life or ONLY being able to go to the toilet for the rest of your life?
Depends.
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Dead people got no reason to live.
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Thirsticus wrote:
Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:43 am
Here's a question: Which would you prefer- NOT being able to go to the toilet for the rest of your life or ONLY being able to go to the toilet for the rest of your life?
If I am allowed to jam my index finger down my throat, the former.

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In heaven there is no bum wine, that's why don't drink bum wine- except in Germany. You fucking heathen!

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Thirsticus wrote:
Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:43 am
Here's a question: Which would you prefer- NOT being able to go to the toilet for the rest of your life or ONLY being able to go to the toilet for the rest of your life?
I've shit myself in public twice. Can I get a lifeline? I wonder if the God of all there is and beyond shit his or her pants in public. I hope so!

Man I hope it gets better than this. :|
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calx wrote:
Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:10 pm
Thirsticus wrote:
Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:43 am
Here's a question: Which would you prefer- NOT being able to go to the toilet for the rest of your life or ONLY being able to go to the toilet for the rest of your life?
I've shit myself in public twice. Can I get a lifeline? I wonder if the God of all there is and beyond shit his or her pants in public. I hope so!

Man I hope it gets better than this. :|
I think you should come up with an app like Tinder but for people who want to fight.
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Thirsty I don't like fighting! I just wanna spaceship to cruise around in and check out some cool shit in the universe. I dont' ask for much. :D
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I was projecting

Cheers mang
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Re: What will you do when you're dead?

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Thirsticus wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:03 pm
I was projecting

Cheers mang
Can you project me a black and blue steak with potato puffs and hot sauce coz i'm starvin' up in here lol. :D
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