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Is it true? Did I finally manage to get my name back? Oh, I'm tearing up here. Too bad Grumpy drank all the bourbon. But I was a Girl Scout, back in the day. I am resourceful. Hey, I just sold 800 boxes of cookies in front of the Greenbud Happiness dispensary. What the hell, the uniform still fit. Nobody questioned me, but a few old stoners did ask me if the cookies were fresh. Fresher than your momma's socks, I said.
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Ahh... Time for a drink indeed.

Wait, does this mean you don't like Jell-O shots anymore?
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Hey, I'll raise my Jell-O shot to that. And I'll take 2 boxes of Thin Mints, please.
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Savage wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 26, 2018 2:57 am
 a few old stoners did ask me if the cookies were fresh. Fresher than your momma's socks, I said.
So how are Screwball and Treetop?
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Jesus how long will it be before we all buzz the proverbial theoretical black hole with 3 shakes of parsley?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXFNywrpRQM

^^ also this song doesn't exist and neither does this post.

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Patchez wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:32 pm
Savage wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 26, 2018 2:57 am
 a few old stoners did ask me if the cookies were fresh. Fresher than your momma's socks, I said.
So how are Screwball and Treetop?
Along with Grumpy... Just need to account for Doc, Dopey, Shifty and Lefty.
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