Absolute Bliss

[Patchez]

So you have to swim there if you don't have a boat?

Kayak or raft of empty beer cans will also work.

[RIPT2.0]

This is also an institution where I grew up. I've been going there since I was a kid whenever I'm in the area.

https://www.heidsofliverpool.com/

I play paintball just south of Binghamton NY from time to time. It looks like a short run up 81 and I could hit this place.

Is that anywhere near Oswego? I have relatives up there.

Outside of Syracuse in a Village called Liverpool on Onondaga Parkway, which happens to be across from Onondaga Park, which happens to be on Onondaga Lake.

[Lush City]

I used to toddle about the neighborhood looking in windows, wearing nothing but my diaper. Out of it would be sticking a couple of red hot dogs, like a gun slinger. It was the only thing I'd eat.

[calx]

I play paintball just south of Binghamton NY from time to time. It looks like a short run up 81 and I could hit this place.

Is that anywhere near Oswego? I have relatives up there.

South south west of Oswego. Head up the Oswego river then head up the Seneca to Lake Onendaga. According to the map on the website.

Lake Onedaga! I've actually been there as a kid ha! I camped with some strange relatives and went to a haunted house and an amusement park in the 80s. It was the worst. :D