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Post by Professor Roomie » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:13 pm

gain 100 lbs or get herpes? Why?
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Post by Mayhem » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:23 pm

I can lose weight. Herpes is forever.
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Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:02 pm

All you need is a small stripper for a girlfreind and you could do both.
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Post by UnkleLemmy » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:41 pm

Herpes. I'm not getting any anyways so its not like a few spots on my dick is gonna scare of any chick that isnt there anyways.
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Post by happydrunk » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:42 pm

and I thought this was just a special test for Sarge and I. (giggling)

It would take a long time to gain 100 lbs . .. . I'd have to eat like shit for ages, and use one of those stupid old people carts to get around. But I am not having sex with a guy with open sores. That's just nasty.

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Post by Fred O'Lisby » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:59 pm

I'd take 100 pounds of muscle. If that's cheating, I'd still take the weight. I can lose it pretty fast.
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Post by Professor Roomie » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:23 pm

I'd take the herp. I'm too narcissistic to be that fat. Besides, if you take Valtrex you get to go kayaking, rockclimbing, cycling...
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Post by Raoul_Duke » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:38 pm

With genital herpes, you can try to stretch that double into a triple and see if she's too drunk to notice/care.

With an extra 100 lbs, most women won't get close enough to you to see that you're herpes-free.

I like my odds with the festering sores.
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Post by Mother Goose » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:22 pm

If I was done having kids, I'd probably pick the herpes. Since I'm planning on staying married, we could just both have the herpes and then it wouldn't matter.

But, since I want one more baby, I guess I better take the 100 lbs. Liz, can I borrow your rag on a stick? *smile*

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:22 pm

i can't answer that. there needs to be more details on how i contracted the herpes. a good story can go a long way in this decision. ahundred pounds sounds nice, but herpes can be sympomatic of a night that will never be remembered, and someitimes that would have to win out.
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Post by Martini Time » Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:18 am

Herpes.... the "gift that keeps on giving".

(that's not my answer, but I just wanted to say that)
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Post by waahoohah » Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:23 am

Fat can go away, The Herp you keep forever, like luggage.

That, and, I lost my forty pounds, I figure I could do sixty more, easy!
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Post by greygoose » Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:10 am

Mother Goose wrote:If I was done having kids, I'd probably pick the herpes. Since I'm planning on staying married, we could just both have the herpes and then it wouldn't matter.
Yeah, that sounds like a blast. We can just walk around the house scratching our parts and popping Valtrex, hoping the pharma company will make a commercial out of us.

100lbs can come off very fast with a machete, the proper antibiotics and under-the-table MD visits to change the dressings.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores » Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:51 am

grey goose wrote:
Mother Goose wrote: 100lbs can come off very fast with a machete,
yeah, but without the head, arms, lower portion of the legs, section between breasts and vagina, they are just, well, the perfect woman i suppose. i guess this is why i dig graves.
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Post by GSG » Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:03 am

Gain 100lbs no question. Weight will go away but being only 22 I was sort of hoping that my days of accidentally sleeping with my friends weren't over.
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