WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Badfellow » Mon May 07, 2018 1:17 pm

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Would you rather...

Lick a non-psychedelic toad?

or

Smell Gary Busey's socks?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Nausea » Mon May 07, 2018 2:50 pm

Lick a non-psychedelic toad.


Would you rather...

Wear a mankini to a stranger's funeral

Or

Eat wet cat food for a day

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Mon May 07, 2018 3:50 pm

Lick the toad
Eat the catfood

Would you rather...
Drink an entire bottle of Pappy van Winkle that tasted like diarrhea
or drink an entire bottle of diarrhea that tasted like Pappy Van Winkle?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Mon May 07, 2018 6:45 pm

Bring on Busey's socks, the mankini and the shit flavored bourbon.

Would you rather...
Piss* lying down or shit* standing up?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon May 07, 2018 6:51 pm

Eat the toad.
Smell the mankini.
Lick the diarrhea.
Puss lying down, why the hell not?

A common question among those of us who regularly participate in this pastime...

Would you rather have Patrick Swazye or John Travolta have their way with you. And please include your dissertation as to why. This is a very important question.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Sammy » Mon May 07, 2018 8:54 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon May 07, 2018 6:51 pm
Eat the toad.
Smell the mankini.
Lick the diarrhea.
Puss lying down, why the hell not?

A common question among those of us who regularly participate in this pastime...

Would you rather have Patrick Swazye or John Travolta have their way with you. And please include your dissertation as to why. This is a very important question.
No to all of the above and glad to learn that you have survived the lava flow.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Badfellow » Tue May 08, 2018 1:32 am

Chunky: Eats like a soup?
or
Tastes like Black Velvet?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by calx » Thu May 10, 2018 11:37 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Tue May 08, 2018 1:32 am
Chunky: Eats like a soup?
or
Tastes like Black Velvet?
I'd rather drink the black velvet!

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Badfellow » Fri May 11, 2018 9:37 am

The dung beetle is more charming, but the frumpy old Hungarian is worth buku bucks. Can I just be a billionaire dung beetle instead?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Fri May 11, 2018 11:24 am

be God or Satan?
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Badfellow » Fri May 11, 2018 12:30 pm

SATAN!!!
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Patchez » Fri May 11, 2018 5:53 pm

Toad, mankini, shitflavored bourbon, shit standing up, Travolta cause my wife has a crush on him and I could say I banged him first. Black Velvet. Soros. Bacchus (he is my God).


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Post by oettinger » Sat May 12, 2018 1:00 pm

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat May 12, 2018 8:38 pm

Shit standing up, Travolta because he was a Sweat Hog, Black Velvet, a dung beetle who is a dung millionaire, a vengeful god, chauffeur for HST.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by waahoohah » Sat May 12, 2018 9:12 pm

Would I rather?

...

YES! LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

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