WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

[scream ale]

Way it is, cheesy and lovin' it,
And whiskey and cheese
And cheese and whiskey
And lovin' it

Just the way it whiz.

So...Cheez whizz whiskey?

[scream ale]

Pizza with meat and no beer or veggie pizza with beer?

You heartless wretch. What kind of a decision is that? I'll take a bullet first.

Bullets? On pizza? Oh my...

[Nausea]

Pizza with meat and no beer or veggie pizza with beer?

Veggie pizza with beer.

Necrotizing fasciitis or leprosy?

[Patchez]

Pizza with meat and no beer or veggie pizza with beer?

Veggie pizza with beer.

Necrotizing fasciitis or leprosy?

Leprosy
All my skin is falling off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be
Oh how did I get leprosy?

*to the tune of Yesterday by the Beatles.

[Artful Drunktective]

Pizza with meat and no beer or veggie pizza with beer?

Veggie pizza with beer all the way.

[Artful Drunktective]

Definitely NOT leprosy. Have you seen those people?!

[scream ale]

I've always been ugly I'll take the leprosy.

[oettinger]

I've always been ugly I'll take the leprosy.

Would you rather lose all your fingers or one ball?

[Artful Drunktective]

I will lose one ball, sir!

[scream ale]

I can spare a ball. I have no need to re produce. I do however need all my fingers for holding beverages and shoveling in Snyder's Pieces. And that occasional guitar thing.

[oettinger]

It`s not a guitar, it`s called a base.



No that`s a piano



And that is a drumkit




We`re getting closer, thank god I didn`t have to karaoke

[Nausea]

Lose one testisatchel.

Be a master flutist for the rest of your life or play Pinocchio (gender-bent version for Artful Drunktective) on Broadway for the rest of your life?

[oettinger]

That Master thingy

[Artful Drunktective]

Um Nausea I believe t's called a Flautist. Thanks for considering my female needs.

[oettinger]

Yeah right son