WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

[mistah willies]

^ ^ ^ ^. .^
... And they could afford a decent flyswatter

[Badfellow]

^^^^

The cooking of ingredients is a bald-faced misrepresentation of the art of sushi, and brings much shame and dishonor to one's family.

I couldn't agree more.

Yeah yeah yeah and Mr. Miyagi also couldn't seem to really teach Karate either between the bonsai trimmin and car washin. Pretty sure Daniel San brought more dishonor to his family. At least the Cobra Kai families were proud of those assholes and sent them to legitimate Dojo's.

***And to support this... as I've previously posted ...Daniel is the REAL asshole.

Quite hilarious.

Hey, now. Daniel-san is a complete dweebareeno. He wax off too much. But don't you go dissin' on Mr. Miyagi. He would crane kick you in the arschloch if he heard you talking that smack, then he would sweep the leg, and I would post the video on YouTube and it would get like a million jillion subscribers. That's how that shit goes.

[oettinger]

Would you rather...

be guided by Mr. Miyagi or Yoda?

Both are old senile smart asses that can still kick your balls while managing a hot full diaper

[Badfellow]

Yoda would slice that doddering, old Japanese fool into quivering sushi.

[Artful Drunktective]

Yoda would slice that doddering, old Japanese fool into quivering sushi.

Normal sushi or cooked sushi?

[Badfellow]

Yoda would slice that doddering, old Japanese fool into quivering sushi.

Normal sushi or cooked sushi?

Spam musubi. But, of course.

[Lush City]

So what is this thread all about anyway? Don't remember a thing.

[oettinger]

What would you rather remember about this thread?

Content

taking part in a game of sorts

[scream ale]

Would you rather...

be guided by Mr. Miyagi or Yoda?

Both are old senile smart asses that can still kick your balls while managing a hot full diaper

Mr. Miyagi. Only because I've at least made it through Karate Kid. Never once completed Star Wars.

[Badfellow]

What? Does Egg Shen from Big Trouble in Little China not count in your whole "would you rather" scenario? He make Yoda into flied lice. And David Lo Pan into egg fu yung.

I only say this because I've been drinking methyl cobra dumpster juice.

[Lush City]

I would rather be a porn star. I'm at least 20yrs too late! What a realization. That's why I drink.

[oettinger]

I´d like to have your problems lush

[scream ale]

What would you rather remember about this thread?

Content

taking part in a game of sorts

I thought the whole point was about remembering spam?

[Lush City]

Would you rather be a mule?
Would you like to Swing on a Star (Little LuLu 1947)
https://youtu.be/Sy0mLLKJ0DU

[Nausea]

Use sandpaper to wipe your ass or make out with someone with a mouthful of boogers?

Inquiring minds want to know.