WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Come on now boys. Get that sand paper out of your vagines.
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That's Mr. sick fuck to you, pal.
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Coincidentally, Juan Sihk Fuk is the name of my yoga teacher.
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Van Hagar or Van Halen? No sand paper has to be involved.
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Van Halen
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Despite the sleazitude of David Lee Roth, still gotta go with Van Halen.
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I have seen both incarnations live. Van Halen was a band. They were all on stage at the same time, the solos were limited in length.
Van hagar played for a total of maybe 40 minutes before there individual solos. Each solo was just the dick doing the solo on stage. About 30 minutes for each twat. I paid to see the band. If I wanted to see your solo shit I would pay to see a solo tour. Fuck those egomainiacs.
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"Reach down...Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:20 pmVan Hagar or Van Halen? No sand paper has to be involved.
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Van Halen and Van Hagar are sandpaper by my standards.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:20 pmVan Hagar or Van Halen? No sand paper has to be involved.
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To fit in with the depravity of this thread, I'd rather be Harvey Weinstein before it became uncool. He had the whole of Hollywood eating out of his hand including the supreme bitch Meryl Streep. But they all squealed on him and his empire collapsed. I bet he's still getting laid but they don't look like starlets.
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^ ^ ^
GAY wars
Fishsticks
Terminator
drunk of course
not sure what a "to nut" is but i do like coconut
Are you having another ayuerism there, punkin?
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Hehehe punkin. Cute.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:38 am
^ ^ ^
GAY wars
Fishsticks
Terminator
drunk of course
not sure what a "to nut" is but i do like coconut
Are you having another ayuerism there, punkin?
Let's see. Hmm.
Gay Fishstick Wars: Revenge of the Drunk Terminatix that has coconuts for nads.
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Star Wars
Pork
Leia
Dead drunk
I like nutting
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