WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

[Artful Drunktective]

Come on now boys. Get that sand paper out of your vagines.

[Badfellow]

Is the sand paper fine grit? Or coarse?

It sounds like you already have a preference. Sick fuck.

That's Mr. sick fuck to you, pal.

[Badfellow]

Coincidentally, Juan Sihk Fuk is the name of my yoga teacher.

[Artful Drunktective]

Van Hagar or Van Halen? No sand paper has to be involved.

[Patchez]

Van Halen

[Badfellow]

Despite the sleazitude of David Lee Roth, still gotta go with Van Halen.

[Patchez]

Despite the sleazitude of David Lee Roth, still gotta go with Van Halen.

I have seen both incarnations live. Van Halen was a band. They were all on stage at the same time, the solos were limited in length.

Van hagar played for a total of maybe 40 minutes before there individual solos. Each solo was just the dick doing the solo on stage. About 30 minutes for each twat. I paid to see the band. If I wanted to see your solo shit I would pay to see a solo tour. Fuck those egomainiacs.

[mistah willies]

Van Hagar or Van Halen? No sand paper has to be involved.

"Reach down...
Between my legs
... Ease the seat back...

Panama!

[scream ale]

Van Hagar or Van Halen? No sand paper has to be involved.

Van Halen and Van Hagar are sandpaper by my standards.

[Lush City]

To fit in with the depravity of this thread, I'd rather be Harvey Weinstein before it became uncool. He had the whole of Hollywood eating out of his hand including the supreme bitch Meryl Streep. But they all squealed on him and his empire collapsed. I bet he's still getting laid but they don't look like starlets.

[oettinger]

Star Trek or GAY wars
Fishsticks or charcoaled pork,
Terminator or preggo princess Leia
dead or drunk
to nut or coconut

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^
GAY wars
Fishsticks
Terminator
drunk of course
not sure what a "to nut" is but i do like coconut

Are you having another ayuerism there, punkin?

[mistah willies]

^ ^ ^
GAY wars
Fishsticks
Terminator
drunk of course
not sure what a "to nut" is but i do like coconut

Are you having another ayuerism there, punkin?

Hehehe punkin. Cute.

Let's see. Hmm.
Gay Fishstick Wars: Revenge of the Drunk Terminatix that has coconuts for nads.

Howzzat?

[scream ale]

Star Trek or GAY wars
Fishsticks or charcoaled pork,
Terminator or preggo princess Leia
dead or drunk
to nut or coconut

Nut the coconut!

[Patchez]

Star Trek or GAY wars
Fishsticks or charcoaled pork,
Terminator or preggo princess Leia
dead or drunk
to nut or coconut

Star Wars
Pork
Leia
Dead drunk
I like nutting