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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by mistah willies » Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:24 am

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Would you rather...
Lose your hearing for the rest of your life or give up beer?
I would rather give up beer. I like beer. It is deeply ingrained in my ancestral DNA. But to never hear music again? NO. And no, hearing it inside my head from memory is not good enough.
Definitely a hard choice. Can't imagine not being able to rock out. But beer? They go hand in hand, those two.
I figure that since I usually start yelling along to the rock music after enough beers, at least I won't have to hear it.

I actually know people who would rather listen to talk radio than music. Sad bastards.
Or, angry, rather.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:21 pm

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Badfellow » Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:38 pm

The "would you rathers" of life are best framed by the "would you rather nots" of life. Or vice versa. Or a verse vices. Depending on the mood and the official, psychophamacological Thirsty Drunk Fucked-Uppitude Index of the transient mind in question.

For example, a classic "would you rather" dilemma might involve something as unpleasant as sniffing Trump's tighty-whitey undergarments paired against the mundane prospects of one's own future.

But in the ponderant shape of an ever changing reality, there is only one line of inquiry:

Would you rather:

*Have another drink?

or

*Have another DRINK!©?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:29 pm

I would definitely have another DRINK as opposed to having another drink. That's a no brainer.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by mistah willies » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:56 pm

Badfellow wrote:
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The "would you rathers" of life are best framed by the "would you rather nots" of life. Or vice versa. Or a verse vices...
...in the ponderant shape of an ever changing reality, there is only one line of inquiry:

Would you rather:

*Have another drink?

or

*Have another DRINK!©?
scream ale wrote:
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I would definitely have another DRINK as opposed to having another drink. That's a no brainer.
Barkeep, I'll have both of the above, with a chaser of DRINK! if ya ken.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Savage » Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:01 am

Okay wait. Which one of you drinks pee?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by mistah willies » Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:39 am

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Okay wait. Which one of you drinks pee?
If by "pee" you are referring to cheap-ass 'murrican beer, then that'd be me, on occasion.

Mmmmm, look: it's an occasion right now.

*hiccup*

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:46 pm

Some people refer to Genny as piss so guess I'm guilty.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:58 pm

Hot cup of pea, with lemon and vodka, can`t refuse. Guilty too
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Lush City » Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:28 pm

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WYR...

Have 5 drops of pee in your mouth or a sliver of poop In your nose...FOR LIFE.
What is wrong with you? Who thinks of shit like this? Just asking...
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Lush City » Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:32 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:24 am
Savage wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 4:56 am
scream ale wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 5:53 pm
Would you rather...
Lose your hearing for the rest of your life or give up beer?
I would rather give up beer. I like beer. It is deeply ingrained in my ancestral DNA. But to never hear music again? NO. And no, hearing it inside my head from memory is not good enough.
Definitely a hard choice. Can't imagine not being able to rock out. But beer? They go hand in hand, those two.
I figure that since I usually start yelling along to the rock music after enough beers, at least I won't have to hear it.

I actually know people who would rather listen to talk radio than music. Sad bastards.
Or, angry, rather.
You peoples are crazy!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:42 am

Lush City wrote:
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You peoples are crazy!
And you are some kind of model citizen. Go to skype again Lush man, we need your company!
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by mistah willies » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:37 pm

oettinger wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:42 am
Lush City wrote:
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You peoples are crazy!
And you are some kind of model citizen. Go to skype again Lush man, we need your company!
As Lush would have it, it's wee.

Wee peoples are crazy. Now grab a glass and settle in.
It's going to be a long ride

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Savage » Wed Jun 12, 2019 3:07 am

Die by fire, drowning, or a long, terrifying fall. No, one of the choices is not "in my sleep." You are not that lucky bastard.
I would go with the fall, as I might pass out during. Then, splat!
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Patchez » Wed Jun 12, 2019 5:16 pm

Savage wrote:
Wed Jun 12, 2019 3:07 am
Die by fire, drowning, or a long, terrifying fall. No, one of the choices is not "in my sleep." You are not that lucky bastard.
I would go with the fall, as I might pass out during. Then, splat!
The fall won't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end.
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