WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

[mistah willies]

Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

WAffles or French Toast?

Heinz Ketchup or Hunts Ketchup?

Yellow Mustard or Dijon?

Sweet style molasses BBQ sauce or Vinegar based sauce?

Horseradish or Au Jus?[ (on a French Dip for example)

Hellman's. For obvious reasons.

French toast with Maine maple syrup.

Heinz. Gobless you.

Guilden's brown.

BBQ condomints, whether sweet or astringent, are friggin tasty. Unless you like a dry rub and smoked. Then don't frig with the sauce.

Au Jus. Gobless you!

[oettinger]

Michael and Majo
French heinz ketchup yellow

[Patchez]

Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

WAffles or French Toast?

Heinz Ketchup or Hunts Ketchup?

Yellow Mustard or Dijon?

Sweet style molasses BBQ sauce or Vinegar based sauce?

Horseradish or Au Jus?[ (on a French Dip for example)

I'll take the Whip, Heinz, either or depending on mood and food, same, and same.

[oettinger]

I love Same dressing also

and prefer Vaginas to dicks

[Artful Drunktective]

Blue cheese or Ranch (especially on wings)?

Thousand Island on a burger or no?

Marinara or alfredo sauce on pasta?

Red sauce or garlic oil base on pizza?

Mai Tai or Piña Colada?

Original 11 herbs and spices or extra crispy KFC?

[mistah willies]

I'll take the Whip, Heinz...

That's messed up, dude.

[Badfellow]

Tito and Majo

That's even more messed up, dude.

[Badfellow]

Original 11 herbs and spices or extra crispy KFC?

The Original 11 Herbs and Spices

1. Salt
2. Black Pepper
3. Monosodium Glutamate
4. Chicken Beaks
5. Stomach Tranquilizers
6. The Colonel's Funk
7. Gypsum
8. Soylent Green
9. Angel Dust
10. Natural Propane Flavoring
11. Turmeric

[scream ale]

Blue cheese or Ranch (especially on wings)?

Thousand Island on a burger or no?

Marinara or alfredo sauce on pasta?

Red sauce or garlic oil base on pizza?

Mai Tai or Piña Colada?

Original 11 herbs and spices or extra crispy KFC?

Blue cheese with wings, ranch everything else.

No thousand island in the burger.

Marinara on the pasta.

Red sauce or garlic in the pizza are both great as long as I don't have to drink a Mai Tai or a pina colada.

I'd rather get my chicken from Sal's Birdland or Country Sweet than KFC.

[scream ale]

Pizza with meat and no beer or veggie pizza with beer?

[Patchez]

Pizza with meat and no beer or veggie pizza with beer?

You heartless wretch. What kind of a decision is that? I'll take a bullet first.

[RIPT2.0]

KFC sucks balls. Plenty of good local joints around here to get yer yardbird on.

[Badfellow]

Pizza with meat and no beer or veggie pizza with beer?

4 Meat pizza with whiskey, and that's just the way it is, and triple Motzamarella. Way it is. Way it is.

[Badfellow]

Way it is, cheesy and lovin' it,
And whiskey and cheese
And cheese and whiskey
And lovin' it

Just the way it whiz.

[Lush City]

Sponsored by alcohol. And by FUBAR. Let's get straight away to the action.

Would you rather...

Lick a non-psychedelic toad?

or

Smell Gary Busey's socks?

I'm not stoned enough to answer that question. I'll be working on that and I will get to you later.