WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
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Family. Only because I don't want to go to California
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Hmm Humboldt county, where`s that exactly located at?
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It's close to the Oregon border on the coast. The county seat is Eureka. Beautiful with heavily forested mountains coming down to the coast. Bigfoot country!
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Humboldt county all the way. I like that type of scenery, weather, and I'm super down with their relaxed views on marijuana. Not to mention family events with my significant other consists of people I don't know speaking German around me so I never know wtf is going on.
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MMMmmmm Humboldt County Green.
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Ok, I've been to Humbolt, drank the booze and moved on, now back to this thread's title
Would you rather...
Get Drunk on Tusker Lager and screw a hooker, bareback in Mombassa Kenya,
Drink the Jim Beam you smuggled into Kuwait in a shampoo bottle
Get drunk, climb up the side of a Malaysian cliff, to the village known for its whores, only to have them start throwing rocks at you, so you then steal three cases of Royal Stout and out run the guards down the side of the cliff
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(I've done all three)
Would you rather...
Get Drunk on Tusker Lager and screw a hooker, bareback in Mombassa Kenya,
Drink the Jim Beam you smuggled into Kuwait in a shampoo bottle
Get drunk, climb up the side of a Malaysian cliff, to the village known for its whores, only to have them start throwing rocks at you, so you then steal three cases of Royal Stout and out run the guards down the side of the cliff
????
(I've done all three)
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I did this as a young verile male in the mid 70's. Bareback meaning no rubber. I'm luck my dick didn't fall off.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 10, 2021 6:07 pmOk, I've been to Humbolt, drank the booze and moved on, now back to this thread's title
Would you rather...
Get Drunk on Tusker Lager and screw a hooker, bareback in Mombassa Kenya,
...
????
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Yeah pretty much the same here, how'd you happen to be in Mombassa?Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Mar 14, 2021 12:49 amI did this as a young verile male in the mid 70's. Bareback meaning no rubber. I'm luck my dick didn't fall off.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 10, 2021 6:07 pmOk, I've been to Humbolt, drank the booze and moved on, now back to this thread's title
Would you rather...
Get Drunk on Tusker Lager and screw a hooker, bareback in Mombassa Kenya,
...
????
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Well, back when I was a liberal in the early '70's I joined the US Peace Corp assigned to Swaziland in the RSA. Going home I stopped for 6wks in Kenya. Went up the coast to the island of Lamu and came down with malaria on the way back. Quite an adventure.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Sun Mar 14, 2021 4:23 pmYeah pretty much the same here, how'd you happen to be in Mombassa?Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Mar 14, 2021 12:49 amI did this as a young verile male in the mid 70's. Bareback meaning no rubber. I'm luck my dick didn't fall off.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 10, 2021 6:07 pmOk, I've been to Humbolt, drank the booze and moved on, now back to this thread's title
Would you rather...
Get Drunk on Tusker Lager and screw a hooker, bareback in Mombassa Kenya,
...
????
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Truth be told, I have the upmost respect for the Peace Corps, they have a serious lack of cadence songs, but beyond that they're OK.Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Mar 21, 2021 11:28 pmWell, back when I was a liberal in the early '70's I joined the US Peace Corp assigned to Swaziland in the RSA. Going home I stopped for 6wks in Kenya. Went up the coast to the island of Lamu and came down with malaria on the way back. Quite an adventure.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Sun Mar 14, 2021 4:23 pmYeah pretty much the same here, how'd you happen to be in Mombassa?
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Y'all had me at "bareback in Mombassa". It's kind of like saying "bronco fucking in Tashkent" or "dirty Sanchezing in Outer Mongolia". Why else would a perfectly verile American male elect to be a PCV?
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PCV? Polychlorinated vinyl?
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Could mean Pretty Cool Varment.
Or Plane Car VCR.
Or even Party Crap Violence.
Or Plane Car VCR.
Or even Party Crap Violence.