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I can't stand flutes and I don't get the Pinocchio reference so I choose....beer.
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scream ale wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 26, 2018 12:22 pm
 I can't stand flutes and I don't get the Pinocchio reference so I choose....beer.
I don't get it either. Oh the many wonders of drunkenness, now featuring Pinocchio references.
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Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 26, 2018 11:25 am
 Um Nausea I believe t's called a Flautist. Thanks for considering my female needs.
Ah, very nice catch. I shall keep this in mind for future flute conversations.
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Nausea wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:01 am
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 26, 2018 11:25 am
 Um Nausea I believe t's called a Flautist. Thanks for considering my female needs.
Ah, very nice catch. I shall keep this in mind for future flute conversations.
I'll take Jenny Piccolo references for 600, Alex.
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I'll be an master Flatulentist.
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Would y9ou rather:
be a transgender Daryl Hall or be Oates?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 01, 2018 12:44 am
 Would y9ou rather:
be a transgender Daryl Hall or be Oates?
Trick question?
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A combination maybe as I don`t know either
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oettinger wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:42 am
 A combination maybe as I don`t know either
A female version of Daryl might look like this:

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But the other guy Oates looked like a black Michael Jackson.


Question is: what appearance would get you free drinks at a bar?

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Hi, I'm Larry.


This is my brother Daryl...

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...And my other brother Daryl

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Ok BadWillos, a bad cocktail might get you a shot of Drunk-Darryl
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I'm seeing double as it is, but a double of Daryl beats a handful of meat.

Shit. Now I'm thinking of Bob Newhart's TV wife. Oh well. Get in there lass!
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mistah willies wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:39 am
 I'm seeing double as it is, but a double of Daryl beats a handful of meat.

Shit. Now I'm thinking of Bob Newhart's TV wife. Oh well. Get in there lass!
Or maybe a double handful of Daryl's meat beats a handful of Bob Newheart's TV wife?
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Are we talkin' about Suzanne Pleshette or the Vermont Inn stuff going on there? Suzanne is pretty hot.

I love me some Bob Newhart. I would marry him.
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Would you rather:
sex with a human child or an adult pig?

No trying to be clever loopholes faggits, pick one
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