WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

[mistah willies]

Fuck both of 'em, kill both of 'em, marry neither but get half of Oprah's money due to an alleged groping incident.

HA! Yes indeed *clink*
Yup. Needed a good laugh, my friend.

Here's mine:

Uphill battle, or downward spiral?


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[Badfellow]

Downward spiral with death flames, swirling like a comet across the sky.

[Dear Booze]

Downward spiral into a flaming chicken fried steak mattress with gravy blanket and a glue sniffing retard wearing a ball gag who is standing by with a handful of fish hooks and a mountain lion.

[Artful Drunktective]

A highly debatable question...

Pasta Salad or Potato Salad? And please explain why.

[Badfellow]

A highly debatable question...

Pasta Salad or Potato Salad? And please explain why.

Meh... potato salad reminds me of smelly old relatives, family reunions and a severe case of food poisoning that left me projectiling out both ends for twelve hours straight. That's potato salad.

But a good, non-mayo based pasta salad, that's a different story. Bell peppers, pickled jalapeños, pepperoni; this is the holy trinity of 3 pepper pasta salad, something worthy of worship. Oh, and rotini kicks ass on plain old shells, truth. Put some time into building up the dressing too. Fresh garlic is your friend here.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Pasta salad. texture.

Would you rather be completely covered in hair, feathers, scales, or mucous?

[Artful Drunktective]

The pasta salad would have to have black olives.

The potato salad would have to be sour cream based with bacon and dill. Those would be the variables to sway my vote.

Geeze Thirsty, can there be another option? Like manure or blood?

I guess I would choose being covered in hair although not the most easiest to maintain. Our Neanderthal relatives certainly didn't seem to mind. Nor do people of today with dreadlocks.

[Bur]

Pasta salad. texture.

Would you rather be completely covered in hair, feathers, scales, or mucous?

I'm already covered in hair.

[Artful Drunktective]

Heard this just now on an old show on MTV. One girl asked another girl...

Would you rather...

Make out with a bum or lick Rosie O'Donnell's armpit?

Haha ewwww.

[oettinger]

Pasta nuff said

covered in bush like Bur already mentioned

Who is the more villian B-actor, Michael Ironside or Robert Davi? google allowed

[Badfellow]

Mike Ironside: Total Recall... now get your ass to Mars.

[calx]

Mike Ironside: Total Recall... now get your ass to Mars.

Would you rather pull a huge transmitter out of your nose with pliers or fuck Nancy Pelosi? :D

[ThirstyDrunk]

Mike Ironside: Total Recall... now get your ass to Mars.

Would you rather pull a huge transmitter out of your nose with pliers or fuck Nancy Pelosi? :D

Pelosi, that's who you went with? I think you're obsessed and I will fuck her just to make you jealous.

Would you rather:
Have a lazy eye or have to always wear feminine pads always.

[oettinger]

pads

[Artful Drunktective]

lazy eye fo sho'