WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

[Artful Drunktective]

Model North Carolina class battleship sinks The Grim Reapers submarine at J-7...

Would rather sniff glue, you shishkaberry bastatdd.

hahah i grant you honorary Xenian privileges .

Have sex with Rambo or Conan?

Yeah, that one needs a bit more detail

Okay Conan or Rambo take advantage of you and you have no choice.

[Artful Drunktective]

I would like to see Pulp Fiction again.
Although I've seen it 583737 times since high school, I took a little beer nap last time I watched it.

Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead.

Well I'VE seen it 587,738 times since high school so there.

This is something you could put in the "would you rather?" thread - would you rather be ass raped by Zed or Django? (I want Django, just in case you actually post this...)

Zed Baby. Zed.

[Hugh]

Ah hell no! Zed makes you put in that gag ball. Fuck that. Let Django make us scream!

[ThirstyDrunk]

OK so it basically comes down to who would I rather brag about having up my pooshoot.
Prolly the barbarian, I thin he knows more of what he's doing



yeah i was gonna edit this but fuck you not a goddam one of ya knoiws what the fuck you're talkin abou tanyway

[Artful Drunktective]

Ah hell no! Zed makes you put in that gag ball. Fuck that. Let Django make us scream!

True that...not into the whole ball gag thing. Or go "medieval on your ass" sort of thing.

[Artful Drunktective]

OK so it basically comes down to who would I rather brag about having up my pooshoot.
Prolly the barbarian, I thin he knows more of what he's doing



yeah i was gonna edit this but fuck you not a goddam one of ya knoiws what the fuck you're talkin abou tanyway

I concur. Totally the barbarian. I prefer sweaty over greasy.

[oettinger]

OK so it basically comes down to who would I rather brag about having up my pooshoot.
Prolly the barbarian, I thin he knows more of what he's doing



yeah i was gonna edit this but fuck you not a goddam one of ya knoiws what the fuck you're talkin abou tanyway

I concur. Totally the barbarian. I prefer sweaty over greasy.

Would you rather

- a) Know what you talkin about
- B( have no recollection whatsoever
} \0ß both?



Edit back to topic: Conan

He will find me better chicks later. Rambs will just kill em

[ThirstyDrunk]

Would you rather

have for dinner: hot snot on a silver platter or cold boogers on a paper plate?

[oettinger]

Hot snot for lunch, cold boggers for dinner

[Badfellow]

Wash the hot snot off the silver platter, sell it at the pawn shop, then get a liter of Taaka and go have dinner at Taco Bell. Taco Bell now has endless soda mixers for all your bottom shelf vodka drinking needs!

Save the cold boogers in a Tupperware container for sandwiches tomorrow.

[oettinger]

White or black Michael?

[Dear Booze]

Fight a retard, or Fuck a really ugly chick?

[Artful Drunktective]

Black Michael and I guess fight a retard....? Don't make me kick your ass DB.

[oettinger]

Make a dumb joke about DB`s wife or shut your stupid drunk mouth?

[peetie44]

Give up beer...or jack-off a mountain lion with a handful of fish hooks?