WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

[ThirstyDrunk]

zipper butthole or velcro pee hole?

[Patchez]

zipper butthole or velcro pee hole?

Fuck what a choice.

acoording to my household.. zippered asshole.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Fuck what a choice.

acoording to my household.. zippered asshole.

Hey it ain't s'posed to be easy.

[calx]

You have godlike powers,

stop Bono or John Bon Jovi?

Since Bon Jovi hasn't been a Marxist piece of shit devil-worshipping hypocrite rich asshole I choose him.

[oettinger]

You got godlike powers, make one disappear

Frank Drebin or Admiral Benson

[Badfellow]

I don't have god-like powers, but I can make all the liquor disappear. The money in my wallet too.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Would you rather answer some of the questions in this game and have fun or never answer only ask questions because you are a mod and think you are better than every other drunk.

[Artful Drunktective]

Would you rather answer some of the questions in this game and have fun or never answer only ask questions because you are a mod and think you are better than every other drunk.

Yeah I deleted my question because nobody answered it.

You got godlike powers, make one disappear

Frank Drebin or Admiral Benson

Benson although both are gold.

[oettinger]

Non mod question here,

Would you rather have an endless supply of food or gasoline?

[mistah willies]

Non mod question here,

Would you rather have an endless supply of food or gasoline?

Hmmmm...

You can trade gasoline for booze...

But food can be made into booze. Plus you can sleep on top of food.

[Badfellow]

...Would you rather have an endless supply of food or gasoline?

Food. It can be made into fuel and traded for ammo. And as Willies pointed out, food can be fermented into booze. That being said, please don't try sleeping on top of the mashed potatoes. Messy.

[Dear Booze]

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[Badfellow]

Idahoan Memory Mashed Potato Matted Mattress Company:

Sleeps like a Spud: Now With Extra Gravy.

[calx]

Idahoan Memory Mashed Potato Matted Mattress Company:

Sleeps like a Spud: Now With Extra Gravy.

I would rather have the potato mattress.

Wait wat was the question? :D

[mistah willies]

Idahoan Mattress Company...Having figured out the optimal levels of firmness, coolness, breathability, comfort and flavor - we put them all into one mattress, making it the best mattress you've ever slept on. Period.

Breathability and flavor- still chuckling