Yes, crayfish are mostly claws and thorax so you got to twist those off to get the tail and it's not lobster by any means.Badfellow wrote: ↑Mon Feb 18, 2019 6:55 pmThem there is crawdads, friend. More of a pain in the ass to eat than lobster but every bit as tasty with garlic butter and cold beer.scream ale wrote: ↑Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:19 pmI'll happily take any of those except the weird shit that ain't fries in #1.
That, my dear and fellow Drunkard, is the most anorexic looking plate of poutine I have ever seen. Is it made of tofu?
WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Michael or Elvis?
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Raped in the ass by while undrunk
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Well Elvis did "Love me Tender" and Michael did "Beat it". I'm going with Elvis. He might even share some of his grade A drugs and booze to make occasion even more tender.
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Stumbling but still talkable-to drunk or shitfaced deaddrunk
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Shitfaced deaddrunk.
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depends on my mood. Mostly stumbling but still semi coherent.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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I'd rather be passed out because that is where I'm headed: between fresh sheets on a freshly turned posturepedic mattress.
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Pencil dick or bucket pussy?
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Be staying a man, pencil.
A bucket pussy would earn you way more money ín porn though
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New England Clam Chowder or Manhattan Style? (White or Red for you drunkards that don't know the difference).
At this point I will take both. With an entire baguette. Sop up some of the booze. And despair.
At this point I will take both. With an entire baguette. Sop up some of the booze. And despair.
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The red with a hint of the white with plenty of pepper and salt
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Hell yes! Mix them. Can't believe I didn't think of it. But a baguette must be involved.
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The toasted baquette with an anchovy on top! ;)Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2019 5:19 amHell yes! Mix them. Can't believe I didn't think of it. But a baguette must be involved.