WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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WYR Have to live on dogfood or catfood

Me dog, cause there`s less jelly in it and more vegtables
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Wanna say dog food but I like cats more. I'll just say mac n' cheese and leave it at that.

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Fri Dec 13, 2019 7:22 pm
Wanna say dog food but I like cats more. I'll just say mac n' cheese and leave it at that.
Most animals taste exactly like what they eat.

Pigs: feed them apples.
Moose: leafy greens
Cats: they only eat meat. They have to.
Dogs eat everything, including cat poop.

I'll take the cat-food. Do cats come in a can?

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Fri Dec 13, 2019 12:36 pm
WYR Have to live on dogfood or catfood

Me dog, cause there`s less jelly in it and more vegtables
Cat food, because it is some kind of meat. God knows what they put in dog food. I could deal with being reincarnated as a cat; killing my dinner. Being a dog? Barf. They eat poop. Grumpy told me his old dog (before I knew him) ate the house cat's poop. I've heard of dogs that eat tampons... Yep. If the Hindus are right, I'll choose cat.
a lady I worked with long ago, almost lost a dog. He nosed into the cupboard where she'd stashed some busted chocolate bunnies in foil (we worked for a candymaker) and the damn dog ate them, foil wrappers and all.
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 12:36 pm
WYR Have to live on dogfood or catfood

Me dog, cause there`s less jelly in it and more vegtables
Cat food, because it is some kind of meat. God knows what they put in dog food. I could deal with being reincarnated as a cat; killing my dinner. Being a dog? Barf. They eat poop. Grumpy told me his old dog (before I knew him) ate the house cat's poop. I've heard of dogs that eat tampons... Yep. If the Hindus are right, I'll choose cat.
a lady I worked with long ago, almost lost a dog. He nosed into the cupboard where she'd stashed some busted chocolate bunnies in foil (we worked for a candymaker) and the damn dog ate them, foil wrappers and all.
So why do some dogs just stink? I think it's what the owner feeds them. I found this dachshund juvenile lost outside my home and called the number on it's collar tag. It was this gal that came who could barely speak English and appeared to have just come off the boat from China. I told her the dog just stank and she claimed they had just given it a bath. I told her it's the food and the obvious odor or funky Chinese herbs. I said stop giving your dog table scraps. Of course she gave me that deer in the headlights look because her command of English was about zip. So I would rather be kicking ass at this time.
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mistah willies wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:28 pm


Most animals taste exactly like what they eat.

Pigs: feed them apples.
Moose: leafy greens
Cats: they only eat meat. They have to.
Dogs eat everything, including cat poop.

I'll take the cat-food. Do cats come in a can?
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Lush City wrote:
Sat Dec 14, 2019 10:23 pm
Savage wrote:
Sat Dec 14, 2019 3:55 am
oettinger wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 12:36 pm
WYR Have to live on dogfood or catfood

Me dog, cause there`s less jelly in it and more vegtables
Cat food, because it is some kind of meat. God knows what they put in dog food. I could deal with being reincarnated as a cat; killing my dinner. Being a dog? Barf. They eat poop. Grumpy told me his old dog (before I knew him) ate the house cat's poop. I've heard of dogs that eat tampons... Yep. If the Hindus are right, I'll choose cat.
a lady I worked with long ago, almost lost a dog. He nosed into the cupboard where she'd stashed some busted chocolate bunnies in foil (we worked for a candymaker) and the damn dog ate them, foil wrappers and all.
So why do some dogs just stink? I think it's what the owner feeds them. I found this dachshund juvenile lost outside my home and called the number on it's collar tag. It was this gal that came who could barely speak English and appeared to have just come off the boat from China. I told her the dog just stank and she claimed they had just given it a bath. I told her it's the food and the obvious odor or funky Chinese herbs. I said stop giving your dog table scraps. Of course she gave me that deer in the headlights look because her command of English was about zip. So I would rather be kicking ass at this time.
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My daughter has one of those sled-pulling fluffy blue eyed dogs. He is so sweet, and very good with the babies. The first time we came up to their house, he barked so fiercely, but when my son inlaw opened the door, there was the sweetiest fluffiest darling. I just had to smooshy hug and kiss him. He's not really very bright, I suppose; small children confuse him, but he is a good boy. He knows that the baby is delicate and to be protected, and he lets toddler baby girl do whatever she wants. But if anyone ever threatened her, he would attack, I am sure.

I am not a dog person, per se, but I like that fluffy boy. It was love at first sight. Don't tell him I am really a crazy old cat lady.

PS: I think my sweet son in law is a bit harsh with the good boy. Maybe he read too many of those "Be the Alpha Dog" articles on dog care.
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One time our good boy ate an entire jalapeno plant, peppers and all. Just tore it out of the ground. I have no idea why. My daughter fences off her little garden now..
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Not a "would you rather" but a pick ONE

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This is too ridiculously hard for me to decide. I guess the drink of course.

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1 or 2. 4 never crosses my mind after an especially shit ass day. I have no use at all for 3.

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2 or 3. depends on stress levels.
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numba one is up there as a contender for sure. much like Lush City, I love the mattress!
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2! Not even close for me.
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