WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
I'd rather choke on unicorn meat since it's an excellent source of sparkles.
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Well, my answer was a trick answer, because they were the same. Your answer, I like, but you can't eat unicorn meat. They are not made of meat. They are in fact, made of sparkles. And rainbows. And the sound of pan flutes follow them and accompany their every move. (Don't hang around during mating season. Unless you have earplugs.) Don't bother trying to take naughty pictures. Anyone you send them to will experience total phone glitter explosion.scream ale wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:43 amI'd rather choke on unicorn meat since it's an excellent source of sparkles.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Tour the world as the frontperson of a mime troupe or write world famous songs for other bands to perform?
Eat dog food for one day or sleep in a kennel for a week?
Be a mascot or drive a Zamboni for a day?
Have two heads and one mouth or one head with two mouths?
Live in a glass house made of IPA bottles for a year or sleep on a bed of IPA bottles for a month?
-- From the back of a Lagunitas IPA bar coaster!
Eat dog food for one day or sleep in a kennel for a week?
Be a mascot or drive a Zamboni for a day?
Have two heads and one mouth or one head with two mouths?
Live in a glass house made of IPA bottles for a year or sleep on a bed of IPA bottles for a month?
-- From the back of a Lagunitas IPA bar coaster!
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Writing songs from my kennel being a Zamboni mascot feeding my two stomaches with beer and liqour while resting comfortably on my empty collection
Drink!
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Dry out in a corona-haze or get blown away by a nuclear blaze?
Drink!
Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Nuclear blaze. Get it over with quickly.
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Deep fried or vaporized? I prefer vaporized.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Yea. I'd rather go vaped.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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That's assuming you get vaped. A protracted death by third degree burns or radiation poisoning is no day at the tiki bar. Then there's the welcome wagon full of warmongering marauders and cannibalistic mutants to deal with, not to mention the booze shortages and lack of proper cocktail ice.
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The other half was inspired by Metallica.
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Would you rather swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be more drunk than you are
Or would you rather be a prude?
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be more drunk than you are
Or would you rather be a prude?
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'Tis better to shit in the shower than shower in the shit
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"Tis better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum.
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Would you rather have your eye poked with a sharp stick or kiss Oprah Winfrey or Hillary Clinton on the mouth?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.