WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:27 pm
The pasta salad would have to have black olives.

The potato salad would have to be sour cream based with bacon and dill. Those would be the variables to sway my vote.
Quoted for truth. Always been a potato salad loyalist at heart though.

Now I have a curly one for you:

Would you rather live a long and fulfilling life, OR be shot point blank in the head?? Tough one I know. Think hard...

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^ ^ ^ Long and fulfilling life and then when it reaches the point where it sucks I can shoot myself point blank in the head.
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Wait what..? What kind of life???
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:33 am
Wait what..? What kind of life???
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
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calx wrote:
Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:47 pm
Badfellow wrote:
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Mike Ironside: Total Recall... now get your ass to Mars.
Would you rather pull a huge transmitter out of your nose with pliers or fuck Nancy Pelosi? :D
Pelosi, that's who you went with? I think you're obsessed and I will fuck her just to make you jealous.

Would you rather:
Have a lazy eye or have to always wear feminine pads always.
She's the first nasty woman troll that came to my mind I swear!

I'd rather wear a fem pad at least I can tuck that shit. :D People judge you on your looks and a lazy eye is no good unfortunately.
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Unfortunately I have a lazy face.
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I only judge by waisted time
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I only judge by waste.
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That's a lot of waste. I mean, dayam! All those pads and all that blood.

Frig that. I'll take the lazy eye. Maybe I won't have depth perception, but I won't be light-headed all the time from lack of blood.

Erm, calx, maybe you intended Sandra huckaloogey Sanders instead of Pelosi?

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mistah willies wrote:
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Looks like she's grunting out a massive bowel movement.
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Badfellow wrote:
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Looks like she's grunting out a massive bowel movement.
Nah, looks like someone just asked her if she'll do anal on the first date
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^ ^ ^ And she's considering it.
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Quite the looker.

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Dear Booze wrote:
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Fight a retard?

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Dear Booze wrote: Or fuck an ugly chick?
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Either way that woman would shred you.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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