WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

[ThirstyDrunk]

Cleener colon and lifetim charmin or gravy matrtress and lysol and cigaretts

[Artful Drunktective]

Which hungover breakfast would you rather....

Eggs Benedict of some kind with home fries and a Bloody Mary or....

Chicken fried steak and gravy with hash browns and a Bloody Mary?

[Dear Booze]

Which hungover breakfast would you rather....

Eggs Benedict of some kind with home fries and a Bloody Mary or....

Chicken fried steak and gravy with hash browns and a Bloody Mary?

Chicken Fried Steak mattress with gravy blanket and a hash brown pillow

[Badfellow]

Eggs Benedict in bed with the bloody mary, gravy blanket and cigarettes.

[Artful Drunktective]

Cleener colon and lifetim charmin or gravy matrtress and lysol and cigaretts

Greasy stained mattress. Gravy. Bloody Mary.

[mistah willies]

Would you rather stay a week in greasy motel (greasy carpeting, drapes, sheets, towels, remote control, soap, furniture, staff, bathrobe etc) that had very low prices on cheap booze n beer at the hotel bar,

... Or a week in a hoity and/or toity fancy hotel with cold marble floors and expensive prices for expensive booze n beer?

[Artful Drunktective]

Would you rather stay a week in greasy motel (greasy carpeting, drapes, sheets, towels, remote control, soap, furniture, staff, bathrobe etc) that had very low prices on cheap booze n beer at the hotel bar,

... Or a week in a hoity and/or toity fancy hotel with cold marble floors and expensive prices for expensive booze n beer?

Please refer to previous post. Greasy and preferably stained mattress and bottom shelf drinks. But does that tiny soap bar have the embedded pubes from previous guest's usage because that is key for a most triumphant and pleasurable dirty hooker motel experience.

[mistah willies]

Please refer to previous post. Greasy and preferably stained mattress and bottom shelf drinks. But does that tiny soap bar have the embedded pubes from previous guest's usage because that is key for a most triumphant and pleasurable dead hooker motel experience.

The soap is made from hooker hair and tallow...

[Artful Drunktective]

^^^ Oh good I was hoping it was a glycerin based soap.

[oettinger]

Eggs Benedict in bed with the bloody mary, gravy blanket and cigarettes.

They only serve that in idaho

[calx]

Eggs Benedict in bed with the bloody mary, gravy blanket and cigarettes.

They only serve that in idaho

*goes to Idaho*

[ThirstyDrunk]

Would you rather...

crack your skull glueing airplanes or shit your pants doing whip its

[Badfellow]

Model North Carolina class battleship sinks The Grim Reapers submarine at J-7...

Would rather sniff glue, you shishkaberry bastatdd.

[Artful Drunktective]

Shit my pants while high on whippets. Easy.

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Have sex with Rambo or Conan?

Conan the Barbarian, not O'Brien if that makes a shred of difference.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Model North Carolina class battleship sinks The Grim Reapers submarine at J-7...

Would rather sniff glue, you shishkaberry bastatdd.

hahah i grant you honorary Xenian privileges .

Have sex with Rambo or Conan?

Yeah, that one needs a bit more detail