Would you rather...
Lick Kim Jong-un's taint until he moans
or
Lick Donald Trump's taint until he farts,
WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
ugh
Ok
lick Kim Trumps un`s taint until e moans farts, does that work'?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Since I tend to burn myself with smokes,
Would you rather be forced to wear leather all summer
or bermuda shorts all winter
Would you rather be forced to wear leather all summer
or bermuda shorts all winter
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All I can think about in regards to leather in the summer is super schweddy balls with frumunda. Ewww...
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^^ That image belongs in "the shit that mortifies us" thread.
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scream ale wrote: ↑Sat May 25, 2019 2:40 pm^^ That image belongs in "the shit that mortifies us" thread.
Concur. Ewww. It's like most heinous beef jerky in a bikini.
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Frumunda! What a word to learn. Thanks for that one, AD.
Apparently not as official as "smegma", however. I've done the due diligence.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
It actually looks like its wearing leather pants. That is so fucked.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat May 25, 2019 2:47 pmscream ale wrote: ↑Sat May 25, 2019 2:40 pm^^ That image belongs in "the shit that mortifies us" thread.
Concur. Ewww. It's like most heinous beef jerky in a bikini.
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That taint funny.
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LMAO!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2019 10:44 pmWell la-di-freakin'-da aren't you the Martha Stewart of pizza making with your marjoram, esoteric preserved meats, and pepperoni snobbery. It's kind of like the time you used the word "ganache". You are probably one of those avocado toast eaters like the millenials, am I wrong?Badfellow wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2019 9:22 amTrue to say, I'm a bit of a pepperoni purist. Artful Detective has been know to quiz folks on their favorite pizza toppings, to which my default reply is extra pep, extra cheese. A good, spicy sausage is a wondrous thing too.
But it is also good to branch out into some of the more esoteric of preserved meats when crafting your own pie at home. Jamon serrano, prosciutto, capicola, they're all in the winners column. Though the one thing you don't want to do is overload a pizza with too much meat; it's a fine line to walk. I also like to embed a little fresh marjoram in with the cheese, that and the thinly sliced garlic they were talking about in the movie Goodfellas. Que bella!
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I wear sundresses or light pants and an aloha shirt in the summer and velvet dresses or pants in the winter. Leather is for shoes and belts and purses and occasionally jackets, but I find those too heavy.
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Glad I could be of assistance LOL. SMEGMA! HA! EWWW!
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Actual text:
"I learned a new word today" *with a thumbs up emoji*
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