Thanks, Alex. I'll take the alien LSD probe for $200.
Wha..whaaat?
Dude just trip. At least you'll know it'll be over at some point. As opposed to coasting through galaxy number 12 with a cantelope-thick garden hose up your ass.
WYR fall out the sky, airplane traveling height, with no parachute WHATSOEVER ; or go through a circumscision (either kind), but you get to have booze?
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
You stipulate the LSD option as if it's a bad thing?
The problem with the alien option is that space is desolate and vast, and unless you're Matt Damon in that one movie that I didn't even see, you just ain't gonna make it home. So, I suppose it depends on the galactic vistas at hand. Surely there are some blissful paradises in the multiverse.
Coke or Pepsi?
Miracle Whip or Hellmans?
Chips Ahoy! or Soft Batch cookies?
KFC or Taco Bell?
Soccer or Hockey?
Stallone or Schwarzenegger?
Toaster Strudels or Pop Tarts?
Rolling Stones or Beatles?
Coke or Pepsi?
Miracle Whip or Hellmans?
Chips Ahoy! or Soft Batch cookies?
KFC or Taco Bell?
Soccer or Hockey?
Stallone or Schwarzenegger?
Toaster Strudels or Pop Tarts?
Rolling Stones or Beatles?
Coke
Hellmans
Chips Ahoy
Taco BEll
Hockey
Schwzrresnfnenfgeer
Pop tarts
Rolling Stones
Barq's
Mustard not mayo
Utz
Any local hamburger joint will do
Pocket pool
Harvey Keitel
Pancakes
Stones (although at the moment I'm actually listening to the white album oddly enough)
Coke or Pepsi?
Miracle Whip or Hellmans?
Chips Ahoy! or Soft Batch cookies?
KFC or Taco Bell?
Soccer or Hockey?
Stallone or Schwarzenegger?
Toaster Strudels or Pop Tarts?
Rolling Stones or Beatles?
Cocaine
Miracle Whip
Soft Batch
KFC
Hockey
Stallone
Pop Tarts
Stones
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Barq's
Mustard not mayo
Utz
Any local hamburger joint will do
Pocket pool
Harvey Keitel
Pancakes
Stones (although at the moment I'm actually listening to the white album oddly enough)
Is that right Mr. smarty pants? Well how 'bout...
Barq's cream soda or root beer?
Yellow or dijon mustard?
Something cheesy or pretzelly from Utz?
Wendy's or Carls Jr./Hardees?
Pocket pool at work or at the grocery store?
Old or young Harvey?
Blueberry or strawberry pancakes?
"Paint it Black" Stones or "Start Me Up" Stones?
Bratwursts or sausages?
Ski or snowboard?
Green or black olives?
Runny or scrambled eggs?
Marvel or DC comics?
Mountain cabin or beach cottage?
Keystone or Rolling Rock beer?
Lobster or Steak?
Screwdriver or Greyhound?
Tuna or egg salad sandwich?
Hot as balls outside or freeze your nuts off?
Barq's
Mustard not mayo
Utz
Any local hamburger joint will do
Pocket pool
Harvey Keitel
Pancakes
Stones (although at the moment I'm actually listening to the white album oddly enough)
Is that right Mr. smarty pants? Well how 'bout...
Barq's cream soda or root beer?
Yellow or dijon mustard?
Something cheesy or pretzelly from Utz?
Wendy's or Carls Jr./Hardees?
Pocket pool at work or at the grocery store?
Old or young Harvey?
Blueberry or strawberry pancakes?
"Paint it Black" Stones or "Start Me Up" Stones?
Beer from roots
Yellow
Chips
Charlie's
Always at the grocery store
Old Harvey
Blueberries
"Star Star" Stones
Bratwursts or sausages?
Ski or snowboard?
Green or black olives?
Runny or scrambled eggs?
Marvel or DC comics?
Mountain cabin or beach cottage?
Keystone or Rolling Rock beer?
Lobster or Steak?
Screwdriver or Greyhound?
Tuna or egg salad sandwich?
Hot as balls outside or freeze your nuts off?
Brats
Fuck that
Black
Scrambled
EC
Cabin
Genesee
Hamburger
None of the above
Tuna
As long as I have the proper ventilation/heavy coat I'm sure to bitch about the weather regardless.
Bratwursts or sausages?
Ski or snowboard?
Green or black olives?
Runny or scrambled eggs?
Marvel or DC comics?
Mountain cabin or beach cottage?
Keystone or Rolling Rock beer?
Lobster or Steak?
Screwdriver or Greyhound?
Tuna or egg salad sandwich?
Hot as balls outside or freeze your nuts off?
Jesus Christ, lady! You're gonna send my synapses dangling with all those choices! Fine then.
Snowboard. Even though their assholes. But not as much as skiiers.
Neither olive choice.
Sunny side up AND scrambled, but NEVER runny.
Stan Lee
Beach! Of course!
Hamm's.
Both.
Greyhound by a long shot.
Tunafish sammich with mayo and diced onion.
A good balance between the two extremes.
