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WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
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I feel your pain. Beer sharts are pretty bad too. Never trust a shart. Been lifted off a bar stool by those. I think there isn't a tip that will cover the effect it has on the place.
Well, unless coming back from the rest room sans pants counts. That's why I like going places with my bathrobe.
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I thought Hitler was dead. Or are you channeling him from the seventh circle of hell?
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Hitler, pineapple, not big enough.
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Wow. Now I'll be able to offend people on a whole new level. Thanks!
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Would you rather be occasionally wild drunken arsehole or always a mildly annoying drunk?
I vary between the two...
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I'm already kinda an arsshole so I'd rather just stick with that.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
A mild cunt honey.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:04 amI'm already kinda an arsshole so I'd rather just stick with that.
Or a honey cunt mildly,
Or D): Mild Cunnie Hon?
More questions than answers, it`s like reading the bible all over again.... oh god
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Manna or Mead? What is salvation?oettinger wrote: ↑Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:01 pmA mild cunt honey.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:04 amI'm already kinda an arsshole so I'd rather just stick with that.
Or a honey cunt mildly,
Or D): Mild Cunnie Hon?
More questions than answers, it`s like reading the bible all over again.... oh god
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
WAffles or French Toast?
Heinz Ketchup or Hunts Ketchup?
Yellow Mustard or Dijon?
Sweet style molasses BBQ sauce or Vinegar based sauce?
Horseradish or Au Jus?[ (on a French Dip for example)
WAffles or French Toast?
Heinz Ketchup or Hunts Ketchup?
Yellow Mustard or Dijon?
Sweet style molasses BBQ sauce or Vinegar based sauce?
Horseradish or Au Jus?[ (on a French Dip for example)
Okole maluna!
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