WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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mistah willies wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:38 pm
3. Build a rocket ship fueled by bourbon?
My ass is like a rocket ship fueled by bourbon. And spicy chili.
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Badfellow wrote:
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My ass is like a rocket ship fueled by bourbon. And spicy chili.
I feel your pain. Beer sharts are pretty bad too. Never trust a shart. Been lifted off a bar stool by those. I think there isn't a tip that will cover the effect it has on the place.

Well, unless coming back from the rest room sans pants counts. That's why I like going places with my bathrobe.

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Land on Hitler`s kill list, or his menue?
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I thought Hitler was dead. Or are you channeling him from the seventh circle of hell?

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Sammy wrote:
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I thought Hitler was dead. Or are you channeling him from the seventh circle of hell?
They saved what?
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Hitler, pineapple, not big enough.
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Patchez wrote:
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Sammy wrote:
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I thought Hitler was dead. Or are you channeling him from the seventh circle of hell?
They saved what?
Wow. Now I'll be able to offend people on a whole new level. Thanks!

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Sammy wrote:
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Patchez wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:29 pm
Sammy wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:38 pm
I thought Hitler was dead. Or are you channeling him from the seventh circle of hell?
They saved what?
Wow. Now I'll be able to offend people on a whole new level. Thanks!
Would you rather be occasionally wild drunken arsehole or always a mildly annoying drunk?

I vary between the two...

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Both,

A mildly annoying raging drunk
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I'm already kinda an arsshole so I'd rather just stick with that.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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I'm already kinda an arsshole so I'd rather just stick with that.
A mild cunt honey.

Or a honey cunt mildly,

Or D): Mild Cunnie Hon?

More questions than answers, it`s like reading the bible all over again.... oh god
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oettinger wrote:
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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I'm already kinda an arsshole so I'd rather just stick with that.
A mild cunt honey.

Or a honey cunt mildly,

Or D): Mild Cunnie Hon?

More questions than answers, it`s like reading the bible all over again.... oh god
Manna or Mead? What is salvation?

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Mead, I don`t know the other
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Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

WAffles or French Toast?

Heinz Ketchup or Hunts Ketchup?

Yellow Mustard or Dijon?

Sweet style molasses BBQ sauce or Vinegar based sauce?

Horseradish or Au Jus?[ (on a French Dip for example)
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Prince or Michael Jackson?
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