WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

[Artful Drunktective]

Hmmm that's a toughy. Pederast shit or bestiality. Wow.

[scream ale]

Everyone who knows me knows that I live for makin' bacon.

[mistah willies]

Everyone who knows me knows that I live for makin' bacon.

Yup. Nothing like some good porking, squealing with delight. And i ain't taking about kids, neither.

[scream ale]

Everyone who knows me knows that I live for makin' bacon.

Yup. Nothing like some good porking, squealing with delight. And i ain't taking about kids, neither.

Kids have no place when it comes to beatin' my meat.

Strictly senior citizens for me.

[Artful Drunktective]

I want some bacon.

[mistah willies]

Everyone who knows me knows that I live for makin' bacon.

Yup. Nothing like some good porking, squealing with delight. And i ain't taking about kids, neither.

Kids have no place when it comes to beatin' my meat.

Strictly senior citizens for me.

I get ya. Pigs, kids and seniors are all defenseless, but only seniors are legal.

Great question Thirsty!

[scream ale]

Bacon? Defenseless? It's the most dangerous of all breakfast meats.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Already got my breakfast for the weekend planned

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[mistah willies]

Already got my breakfast for the weekend planned

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That's actually quite epic.

[Artful Drunktective]

After you crisp it up, fry that Spam in soy sauce. You won't be disappointed.

[Patchez]

Already got my breakfast for the weekend planned

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The fact that I may have to drive to jersey because that Tabasco Dickel isn't sold in PA yet, troubles me greatly.

[oettinger]

Good lord even that pic of the sandwich looks super uninviting, can`t imagine what the spam actually tastes like. I mean don`t food companies hire professionals for these kind of photos?

[mistah willies]

Good lord even that pic of the sandwich looks super uninviting, can`t imagine what the spam actually tastes like. I mean don`t food companies hire professionals for these kind of photos?

You're supposed to stare at the picture while eating each spoonful out of the can.

But that Tabasco whisky looks like dudebro stuff. Can it chug?
Or,
should it be sipped with the scambled eggs and fried Spam® ?

[ThirstyDrunk]

You kidding Oett? That is a glamour shot photo. Ya like sodium do ya? In large unhealthy amounts?

I will slice it and fry it up in 2 tablespoons of Dickelbasco sauce, and report back after I chug the rest.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Thinking back, I was always told that Spam was made of groundhogs, but I read the can and it says pork with ham. And salt of course.
What is the difference between pork and ham?