WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Cleener colon and lifetim charmin or gravy matrtress and lysol and cigaretts
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Which hungover breakfast would you rather....
Eggs Benedict of some kind with home fries and a Bloody Mary or....
Chicken fried steak and gravy with hash browns and a Bloody Mary?
Eggs Benedict of some kind with home fries and a Bloody Mary or....
Chicken fried steak and gravy with hash browns and a Bloody Mary?
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Chicken Fried Steak mattress with gravy blanket and a hash brown pillowArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat May 26, 2018 11:14 amWhich hungover breakfast would you rather....
Eggs Benedict of some kind with home fries and a Bloody Mary or....
Chicken fried steak and gravy with hash browns and a Bloody Mary?
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Eggs Benedict in bed with the bloody mary, gravy blanket and cigarettes.
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Greasy stained mattress. Gravy. Bloody Mary.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat May 26, 2018 7:52 amCleener colon and lifetim charmin or gravy matrtress and lysol and cigaretts
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Would you rather stay a week in greasy motel (greasy carpeting, drapes, sheets, towels, remote control, soap, furniture, staff, bathrobe etc) that had very low prices on cheap booze n beer at the hotel bar,
... Or a week in a hoity and/or toity fancy hotel with cold marble floors and expensive prices for expensive booze n beer?
... Or a week in a hoity and/or toity fancy hotel with cold marble floors and expensive prices for expensive booze n beer?
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Please refer to previous post. Greasy and preferably stained mattress and bottom shelf drinks. But does that tiny soap bar have the embedded pubes from previous guest's usage because that is key for a most triumphant and pleasurable dirty hooker motel experience.mistah willies wrote: ↑Sun May 27, 2018 5:36 amWould you rather stay a week in greasy motel (greasy carpeting, drapes, sheets, towels, remote control, soap, furniture, staff, bathrobe etc) that had very low prices on cheap booze n beer at the hotel bar,
... Or a week in a hoity and/or toity fancy hotel with cold marble floors and expensive prices for expensive booze n beer?
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The soap is made from hooker hair and tallow...Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun May 27, 2018 5:40 amPlease refer to previous post. Greasy and preferably stained mattress and bottom shelf drinks. But does that tiny soap bar have the embedded pubes from previous guest's usage because that is key for a most triumphant and pleasurable dead hooker motel experience.
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^^^ Oh good I was hoping it was a glycerin based soap.
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Would you rather...
crack your skull glueing airplanes or shit your pants doing whip its
crack your skull glueing airplanes or shit your pants doing whip its
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Model North Carolina class battleship sinks The Grim Reapers submarine at J-7...
Would rather sniff glue, you shishkaberry bastatdd.
Would rather sniff glue, you shishkaberry bastatdd.
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Shit my pants while high on whippets. Easy.
WOULD YOU RATHER...
Have sex with Rambo or Conan?
Conan the Barbarian, not O'Brien if that makes a shred of difference.
WOULD YOU RATHER...
Have sex with Rambo or Conan?
Conan the Barbarian, not O'Brien if that makes a shred of difference.
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hahah i grant you honorary Xenian privileges .
Yeah, that one needs a bit more detailHave sex with Rambo or Conan?
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