Can I be your friend?GinSoakedGirl wrote:Gain 100lbs no question. Weight will go away but being only 22 I was sort of hoping that my days of accidentally sleeping with my friends weren't over.
WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
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I think I speak for most of your friends when I say that we would be considerably less accident prone while you were trying to lose the weight. Also, a brave/horny man wouldn't let a small thing like a social disease (I've always preferred that term as you get the diseases from being sociable) as long as he had a good supply of condoms.GinSoakedGirl wrote:Gain 100lbs no question. Weight will go away but being only 22 I was sort of hoping that my days of accidentally sleeping with my friends weren't over.
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I can live with not getting any while I lose weight. I think so anyway, it would depend how long it took. The most I've ever had to lose was about a stone and a half and that came off reasonably quickly and luckily didn't really interfere with any nocturnal activities.
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Too later for the herpes part, thanks Honey! So since I can't get it again I'll take what I have! I have no use for a hundred pound, unless I'm in the U.K.!
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And the award for most disturbing answer by far goes to Linkster...Linkster wrote:Too later for the herpes part, thanks Honey! So since I can't get it again I'll take what I have! I have no use for a hundred pound, unless I'm in the U.K.!
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Indeed. Ick.Professor Roomie wrote:And the award for most disturbing answer by far goes to Linkster...Linkster wrote:Too later for the herpes part, thanks Honey! So since I can't get it again I'll take what I have! I have no use for a hundred pound, unless I'm in the U.K.!
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Maybe I really will put on 100lbs. I'm tryig to give up smoking again, and I am SO hungry. Better go for a run I guess <grumble grumble>.
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I think the whole world should convert to the stone weight system.GinSoakedGirl wrote:I can live with not getting any while I lose weight. I think so anyway, it would depend how long it took. The most I've ever had to lose was about a stone and a half and that came off reasonably quickly and luckily didn't really interfere with any nocturnal activities.
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Would You Rather.... Drinking Edition
Get drunk with Sinatra or Bogart? And why?
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Re: Would You Rather.... Drinking Edition
Based on David Niven's◆ two autobiographies, "The Moon's A Ballon"* and "Bring On The Empty Horses"*, it'd have to be Bogart.
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* Both of those books should be on the "Essential Modern Drunkardist's Reading List"•!
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Re: Would You Rather.... Drinking Edition
Too bad Lauren Bacall is no longer alive to answer that.
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Re: Would You Rather.... Drinking Edition
Sinatra on the town, Bogie at home.
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Re: Would You Rather.... Drinking Edition
I like this answer.peetie44 wrote:Sinatra on the town, Bogie at home.
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Re: Would You Rather.... Drinking Edition
I also like Peetie's answer. Though I would state Sinatra on the town in Vegas and Bogie at HIS home.
Reasons, well Sinatra owned Vegas to that would be one hell of a party all over town. Bogie's home parties brought all the great Hollywood tipplers to his lair, so drinking with him there would line you up to drink with some Old Hollywood heavy hitters.
Reasons, well Sinatra owned Vegas to that would be one hell of a party all over town. Bogie's home parties brought all the great Hollywood tipplers to his lair, so drinking with him there would line you up to drink with some Old Hollywood heavy hitters.
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