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Post by DeafDrinker » Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:20 pm

GinSoakedGirl wrote:Gain 100lbs no question. Weight will go away but being only 22 I was sort of hoping that my days of accidentally sleeping with my friends weren't over.
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Post by Professor Roomie » Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:03 pm

GinSoakedGirl wrote:Gain 100lbs no question. Weight will go away but being only 22 I was sort of hoping that my days of accidentally sleeping with my friends weren't over.
I think I speak for most of your friends when I say that we would be considerably less accident prone while you were trying to lose the weight. Also, a brave/horny man wouldn't let a small thing like a social disease (I've always preferred that term as you get the diseases from being sociable) as long as he had a good supply of condoms.
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Post by GSG » Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:20 am

I can live with not getting any while I lose weight. I think so anyway, it would depend how long it took. The most I've ever had to lose was about a stone and a half and that came off reasonably quickly and luckily didn't really interfere with any nocturnal activities.
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Post by & » Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:21 am

could I do both???

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Post by Linkster » Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:52 pm

Too later for the herpes part, thanks Honey! So since I can't get it again I'll take what I have! I have no use for a hundred pound, unless I'm in the U.K.!
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Post by Professor Roomie » Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:34 am

Linkster wrote:Too later for the herpes part, thanks Honey! So since I can't get it again I'll take what I have! I have no use for a hundred pound, unless I'm in the U.K.!
And the award for most disturbing answer by far goes to Linkster...
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Post by Mayhem » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:23 am

Professor Roomie wrote:
Linkster wrote:Too later for the herpes part, thanks Honey! So since I can't get it again I'll take what I have! I have no use for a hundred pound, unless I'm in the U.K.!
And the award for most disturbing answer by far goes to Linkster...
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Post by GSG » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:58 am

Maybe I really will put on 100lbs. I'm tryig to give up smoking again, and I am SO hungry. Better go for a run I guess <grumble grumble>.
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Post by UnkleLemmy » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:26 am

GinSoakedGirl wrote:I can live with not getting any while I lose weight. I think so anyway, it would depend how long it took. The most I've ever had to lose was about a stone and a half and that came off reasonably quickly and luckily didn't really interfere with any nocturnal activities.
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Would You Rather.... Drinking Edition

Post by Oggar » Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:23 pm

Get drunk with Sinatra or Bogart? And why?
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Wed Apr 15, 2015 2:35 am

Based on David Niven's◆ two autobiographies, "The Moon's A Ballon"* and "Bring On The Empty Horses"*, it'd have to be Bogart.

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Re: Would You Rather.... Drinking Edition

Post by Smatter Noguts » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:50 pm

Too bad Lauren Bacall is no longer alive to answer that.

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Re: Would You Rather.... Drinking Edition

Post by peetie44 » Wed Apr 15, 2015 2:23 pm

Sinatra on the town, Bogie at home.
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Re: Would You Rather.... Drinking Edition

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:48 pm

peetie44 wrote:Sinatra on the town, Bogie at home.
I like this answer.
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Re: Would You Rather.... Drinking Edition

Post by Patchez » Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:46 pm

I also like Peetie's answer. Though I would state Sinatra on the town in Vegas and Bogie at HIS home.

Reasons, well Sinatra owned Vegas to that would be one hell of a party all over town. Bogie's home parties brought all the great Hollywood tipplers to his lair, so drinking with him there would line you up to drink with some Old Hollywood heavy hitters.
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