WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

[oettinger]

Adolf or Michael Jackson costume?

[scream ale]

Adolf or Michael Jackson costume?

What is your fixation with Michael Jackson?

I'm going with an Adolf costume. He's somehow the less creepy of the pair.

[Patchez]

Like this.

[Artful Drunktective]

Adolf or Michael Jackson costume?

What is your fixation with Michael Jackson?

Dying of laughter right now.

[Patchez]

Adolf or Michael Jackson costume?

What is your fixation with Michael Jackson?

Hee hee doesn't have a clue

[Lush City]

Looks like a mutant clam from my polluted and irradiated West coast. Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Fukushima. That long protrusion from that clam in the pic is it's stomach. They are called gastropods for that reason that is all waste. The only thing we get from clams are the adductor muscles on the inside of the shells. I knew one day my knowledge of marine bio would come in handy.

So how do you prepare and then cook these?
Do they glow in the dark?
Ya know, radiation and all...

Must be helpful when you're on the beach at night, hunting for them in a Speedo ®

What do you do with the bellies?

I can tell you are a gay fisherman looking for answers. Here's wishing you well. LOL!

[mistah willies]

Looks like a mutant clam from my polluted and irradiated West coast. Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Fukushima. That long protrusion from that clam in the pic is it's stomach. They are called gastropods for that reason that is all waste. The only thing we get from clams are the adductor muscles on the inside of the shells. I knew one day my knowledge of marine bio would come in handy.

So how do you prepare and then cook these?
Do they glow in the dark?
Ya know, radiation and all...

Must be helpful when you're on the beach at night, hunting for them in a Speedo ®

What do you do with the bellies?

I can tell you are a gay fisherman looking for answers. Here's wishing you well. LOL!

You say that like it's a bad thing?
I'm certain that there are many inquisitive fishermen out there.

Now, back to your glow-in-the-dark clams of unusual size: do you chuck the bellies overboard, steam them, saute them, lick them, bread them, or perhaps make fried dumplings?

Can you imagine tripping over one of those on the beach in the dark, in your Speedo® ?

[Artful Drunktective]

Hey now what kind of tomfoolery is afoot if people are tripping up on geoducks in the dark while wearing a Speedo® ?

If this monstrosity was served to you all in a proper way on a half shell with a lemon or some bacon wrapped around it or you were told it was a scallop you would totally eat it.

[mistah willies]

Hey now what kind of tomfoolery is afoot if people are tripping up on geoducks in the dark while wearing a Speedo® ?

If this monstrosity was served to you all in a proper way on a half shell with a lemon or some bacon wrapped around it or you were told it was a scallop you would totally eat it.

"Tripping on Geoducks" sounds like a new drug, or tune?

Hell, I'll check that out if you create it.

Yup

[oettinger]

Heather Thomas or Heather Locklear, or C) get drunk and wank off?

[Patchez]

Thomas was way hotter.

[Artful Drunktective]

Excellent adventure fo' sho. Then after that get lost in the labyrinth with Bowie.

[Badfellow]

I would go on an excellent adventure with Bill and Ted so that I could strangle Keanu Reeves and leave his body in the prehistoric past, where it belongs.

[Artful Drunktective]

I would go on an excellent adventure with Bill and Ted so that I could strangle Keanu Reeves and leave his body in the prehistoric past, where it belongs.

Don't fight your feelings for Keanu, BF, it's most heinous. Shhh...don't fight it. You aren't fooling anyone.

P'Chaaah!

[Patchez]

Vacation with the Griswolds. I'm practically Cousin Eddie already.