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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Savage » Sun May 26, 2019 5:21 am

mistah willies wrote: ↑
Sat May 25, 2019 2:33 pm
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Fri May 24, 2019 12:21 pm
 Since I tend to burn myself with smokes,

Would you rather be forced to wear leather all summer
or bermuda shorts all winter
Leather. But with shorts.
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Make your own leather.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Sun May 26, 2019 9:14 am

Short death, McRibb, chode on a 30 inch wide dick
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Sun May 26, 2019 9:53 am

Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑
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 Having to walk around with a strap-on dildo on the outside of your clothes 24-7 always and not allowed to explain or eat McRibs for every meal forever.
I would much more prefer not being able to explain a strap on that never comes off than eat mcribs.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun May 26, 2019 1:10 pm

Slow death from eating McRibs.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun May 26, 2019 1:12 pm

WYR...

Have 5 drops of pee in your mouth or a sliver of poop In your nose...FOR LIFE.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Nausea » Sun May 26, 2019 3:27 pm

Short death, 5 drops of pee FOR LIFE (gurgle gurgle), eat a McStrap-on.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Mon May 27, 2019 2:10 am

Nausea wrote: ↑
Sun May 26, 2019 3:27 pm
 Short death, 5 drops of pee FOR LIFE (gurgle gurgle), eat a McStrap-on.
Really you would want every drink from here on out to have pee in it?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Mon May 27, 2019 2:16 am

nasty fucker
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon May 27, 2019 2:19 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑
Mon May 27, 2019 2:16 am
 nasty fucker
I too, am a nasty fucker as I would never be able to stand shit in my nose always. I can't even handle it when it's stuffed up. 5 drops of pee it is!
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Mon May 27, 2019 2:20 am

All y'all's nasty
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon May 27, 2019 2:25 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑
Mon May 27, 2019 2:20 am
 All y'all's nasty
My drinks most certainly would be.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Mon May 27, 2019 2:25 am

Nasty ass pee drinkers
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Mon May 27, 2019 2:30 am

you could start up a blog about drink mixers that countered the piss in your mouth


and everyone could laugh at you about your piss mouth
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Mon May 27, 2019 3:01 am

oh yeah and the pee goes toxic 60 seconds after it is released into open air so you gotta keep your mouth closed or swallow once a minute
or be all slobbery
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Savage » Mon May 27, 2019 4:46 am

Give up sex, or booze?
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