WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Sun May 19, 2019 11:30 am

oettinger wrote:
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There is nothing appetizing about looking at the mess that produced your meal, while you are eating said meal.
We both disappear to other rooms in front of our Laptops to eat


Would you rather:

Never pay taxes again

Never have to pay for booze again
I'm used to paying taxes, I'm less familiar with free booze. I'd rather keep paying taxes and save money on free delicious bourbon. Or Irish. Or scotch. Or rye. Or beer. Or...
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by mistah willies » Mon May 20, 2019 2:44 pm

oettinger wrote:
Sun May 19, 2019 10:43 am
mistah willies wrote:
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But I've never seen images of the dark. Is that even possible?
Use flashlight
Hmmmm... is there a blackout drink called "torch" or "flashlight " in the recipe books?

Now on the hunt...

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Patchez » Mon May 20, 2019 11:25 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Mon May 20, 2019 2:44 pm


Hmmmm... is there a blackout drink called "flashlight " in the recipe books?

Now on the hunt...
Which also brings the question to mind, is there a drink called the Fleshlight?

Also on the hunt....
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Savage » Tue May 21, 2019 10:05 am

oettinger wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 7:57 am
Savage wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 2:26 am
There is nothing appetizing about looking at the mess that produced your meal, while you are eating said meal.
We both disappear to other rooms in front of our Laptops to eat


Would you rather:

Never pay taxes again

Never have to pay for booze again
Can't we have both?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Savage » Tue May 21, 2019 10:18 am

Badfellow wrote:
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Grumpy's pizza is killer. I like the pepperoni one...
True to say, I'm a bit of a pepperoni purist. Artful Detective has been know to quiz folks on their favorite pizza toppings, to which my default reply is extra pep, extra cheese. A good, spicy sausage is a wondrous thing too.

But it is also good to branch out into some of the more esoteric of preserved meats when crafting your own pie at home. Jamon serrano, prosciutto, capicola, they're all in the winners column. Though the one thing you don't want to do is overload a pizza with too much meat; it's a fine line to walk. I also like to embed a little fresh marjoram in with the cheese, that and the thinly sliced garlic they were talking about in the movie Goodfellas. Que bella!
Yep, too much meat is too much of a good thing. Throw some pepperoncinis with the pepperoni, that's good. And classic mozz is great, but throw some extra sharp cheddar in there for tang. We recently moved into a house with a shit range. It doesn't even clean itself! OMG. I didn't even know they make those things anymore. So, I am waiting for my backordered range. I don't get it until sometime in June. When it finally does arrive, I might throw together a pizza--if Grumpy doesn't interrupt me. Hah! That's it. I will threaten to make a pizza, his pride will be piqued, and he will make one of his incredible pies. I will make the bourbon and beer run. Of course, being a man, he will expect much genuflection and praise paeans. Yeah, yeah yeah. Your are the king of pizza. You're mmmph chew mmmph
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Nausea » Fri May 24, 2019 10:05 am

Would you rather...

Lick Kim Jong-un's taint until he moans

or

Lick Donald Trump's taint until he farts,
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Fri May 24, 2019 11:41 am

Nausea wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 10:05 am
Would you rather...

Lick Kim Jong-un's taint until he moans

or

Lick Donald Trump's taint until he farts,
ugh

Ok

lick Kim Trumps un`s taint until e moans farts, does that work'?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Fri May 24, 2019 12:21 pm

Since I tend to burn myself with smokes,

Would you rather be forced to wear leather all summer
or bermuda shorts all winter
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat May 25, 2019 1:52 am

Nausea wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 10:05 am
Would you rather...

Lick Kim Jong-un's taint until he moans

or

Lick Donald Trump's taint until he farts,
C. Kill myself

Yup.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Sat May 25, 2019 1:31 pm

oettinger wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 12:21 pm
Since I tend to burn myself with smokes,

Would you rather be forced to wear leather all summer
or bermuda shorts all winter
Leather all summer. I can't stand wearing shorts in any season.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat May 25, 2019 1:36 pm

All I can think about in regards to leather in the summer is super schweddy balls with frumunda. Ewww...
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by mistah willies » Sat May 25, 2019 2:33 pm

oettinger wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 12:21 pm
Since I tend to burn myself with smokes,

Would you rather be forced to wear leather all summer
or bermuda shorts all winter
Leather. But with shorts.
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Make your own leather.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Sat May 25, 2019 2:40 pm

^^ That image belongs in "the shit that mortifies us" thread.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat May 25, 2019 2:47 pm

scream ale wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 2:40 pm
^^ That image belongs in "the shit that mortifies us" thread.

Concur. Ewww. It's like most heinous beef jerky in a bikini.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Nausea » Sat May 25, 2019 4:38 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 1:36 pm
frumunda. Ewww...
Frumunda! What a word to learn. Thanks for that one, AD.

Apparently not as official as "smegma", however. I've done the due diligence.
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