WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Sat May 25, 2019 5:48 pm

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Sat May 25, 2019 2:47 pm
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^^ That image belongs in "the shit that mortifies us" thread.

Concur. Ewww. It's like most heinous beef jerky in a bikini.
It actually looks like its wearing leather pants. That is so fucked.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Badfellow » Sat May 25, 2019 8:23 pm

Nausea wrote:
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 1:36 pm
frumunda. Ewww...
Frumunda! What a word to learn. Thanks for that one, AD.

Apparently not as official as "smegma", however. I've done the due diligence.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Lush City » Sat May 25, 2019 11:00 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 10:44 pm
Badfellow wrote:
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Savage wrote:
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Grumpy's pizza is killer. I like the pepperoni one...
True to say, I'm a bit of a pepperoni purist. Artful Detective has been know to quiz folks on their favorite pizza toppings, to which my default reply is extra pep, extra cheese. A good, spicy sausage is a wondrous thing too.

But it is also good to branch out into some of the more esoteric of preserved meats when crafting your own pie at home. Jamon serrano, prosciutto, capicola, they're all in the winners column. Though the one thing you don't want to do is overload a pizza with too much meat; it's a fine line to walk. I also like to embed a little fresh marjoram in with the cheese, that and the thinly sliced garlic they were talking about in the movie Goodfellas. Que bella!
Well la-di-freakin'-da aren't you the Martha Stewart of pizza making with your marjoram, esoteric preserved meats, and pepperoni snobbery. It's kind of like the time you used the word "ganache". You are probably one of those avocado toast eaters like the millenials, am I wrong?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Savage » Sun May 26, 2019 12:11 am

oettinger wrote:
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Since I tend to burn myself with smokes,

Would you rather be forced to wear leather all summer
or bermuda shorts all winter
I wear sundresses or light pants and an aloha shirt in the summer and velvet dresses or pants in the winter. Leather is for shoes and belts and purses and occasionally jackets, but I find those too heavy.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun May 26, 2019 12:13 am

Nausea wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 4:38 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 1:36 pm
frumunda. Ewww...
Frumunda! What a word to learn. Thanks for that one, AD.

Apparently not as official as "smegma", however. I've done the due diligence.

Glad I could be of assistance LOL. SMEGMA! HA! EWWW!

A friend of mine sent me this text the other day. Too funny imagining her looking this up! Speaks volumes as to what my friends and I are like in daily life.

Actual text:

"I learned a new word today" *with a thumbs up emoji*


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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Savage » Sun May 26, 2019 12:31 am

I never heard that word "choad" until I had been on the internet for several years.* Still, I had never heard it used IRL. Actually, I still have not. Oh, wait. You spelled it "chode. Same thing? hmm, googling...apparently so.... I was familiar with the term "smegma." It is a thing that very dirty men with no hygiene skills will probably get. Bleh. Thanks for helping with my reducing diet. Makes me wonder why the makers of FDS didn't put out a similar spray called MDS.

*As I recall, it was on some website that allowed you to write a comic using talented artist's drawings as your characters. Which was fun for me, as I can write, but I can't draw.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun May 26, 2019 1:02 am

Savage wrote:
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Makes me wonder why the makers of FDS didn't put out a similar spray called MDS.
Yeah really. Why isn't there penii spray?!
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun May 26, 2019 4:30 am

Having to walk around with a strap-on dildo on the outside of your clothes 24-7 always and not allowed to explain or eat McRibs for every meal forever.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Savage » Sun May 26, 2019 5:16 am

Would you rather die from a short sharp shock, such as a devastating accident, or would you rather die slowly and somewhat calmly, from a long lingering illness that gave you time to set yourself and your life in order?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Savage » Sun May 26, 2019 5:21 am

mistah willies wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 2:33 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 12:21 pm
Since I tend to burn myself with smokes,

Would you rather be forced to wear leather all summer
or bermuda shorts all winter
Leather. But with shorts.
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Make your own leather.

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Holy fark. The look on the little dude's face says it all. How is that even possible?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Sun May 26, 2019 9:14 am

Short death, McRibb, chode on a 30 inch wide dick
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Sun May 26, 2019 9:53 am

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun May 26, 2019 4:30 am
Having to walk around with a strap-on dildo on the outside of your clothes 24-7 always and not allowed to explain or eat McRibs for every meal forever.
I would much more prefer not being able to explain a strap on that never comes off than eat mcribs.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun May 26, 2019 1:10 pm

Slow death from eating McRibs.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun May 26, 2019 1:12 pm

WYR...

Have 5 drops of pee in your mouth or a sliver of poop In your nose...FOR LIFE.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Nausea » Sun May 26, 2019 3:27 pm

Short death, 5 drops of pee FOR LIFE (gurgle gurgle), eat a McStrap-on.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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